Because good things become crap under usage - they prefer virginity those miserly, proud denizens of nature!
Why is Heterochromia so cool?
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Because good things become crap under usage - they prefer virginity those miserly, proud denizens of nature!
Why is Heterochromia so cool?
Hetero who? What? Where? When? Why? How?
Why do investigative reporters always turn out to be cold-hearted prigs?
Because they were cold-hearted prigs in the first place, who only have one interest, despite what they would have you believe. Sorry, two interests. ££££££££££ or $$$$$$$.
Do freshly shorn sheep get embarrassed?
They wear sunglasses to remain inconspicuous
Why do goats have a reputation for eating tin cans?
It is a well lnown fact that goats love spinach, which is just as well because it is too repulsive for human consumption. However, despite the best efforts of Popeye to promote the foul stuff, there are still millions of cans about, each with a picture of spinach on the outside. The goats are just cutting out the middle-man.
Why does it rain every time I want to go out with my camera?
You're in Sheffield, it always rains.
Can you read a book by its cover?
Yes, but you have to take three thousand out of the library, to keep you going for a fortnight. Also, the dialogue's usually rubbish.
Does shouting "Long Live the King" actually work?
It may have done in the past. The next time, I'm afraid, Charles the III will be about 90, so it may be wishfull thinking.
What are those little things that hold a new pair of sock together called
Legs.
Why do pubs still have Smoke Rooms, when smoking has been banned?
To save money and effort, all they have to do is cross out the Sm and add Kara.
How many pecks to a firkin.
I'm surprised you have to ask. All you have to do is divide 40.9148269 by 9.09218376. Simples. The answer is (^&^&^$@~#. Give or take.
When did a florin become two bob, before it became 10 pee?
about the time Liz was given a Crown and became a Sovereign.
why do you switch the light off rather than the dark on?
Because the light switch was invented by a Russian, Dmitiri Switchitoff.
If Icarus' wings melted as he got too near the sun, how come it smows on the top of Everest?
Thats a myth created by double glazing salesmen.
Why do the horrors of remorse abound in unfullfilled conditionals?
Oh, if only I knew the answer to that..........
If there are flightless birds that can swim underwater, are there swimless fish that can fly?