The seventh have got more sense!
Why does the mobile phone always ring the instant you go in to the bathroom?
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The seventh have got more sense!
Why does the mobile phone always ring the instant you go in to the bathroom?
Because people have a sixth sense about that, and decide they want to mess with you.
Why do pants have legs?
Because if they had arms, they'd be extraordinarily difficult to get on.
Why do I always mis-spell because when I'm typing, and it always has to be corrected from beacuse? See? I did it again!
Because the English language has such a difficult way of spelling and pronouncing its words.
Oops, forgot to ask my question:
Why are people so forgetful?
Sorry, forgetful of what? Do I know you? It could be age - I'm glad I haven't there yet. Got where? Oh, I dunno.
Since pride comes before a fall, are all those women who teeter about on 5 inch heels proud of something, and if so, what?
They seem to feel that they aren't tall enough for their counterparts.
Why do men always feel that they have to be right?
Because we know that we never actually will be!!
What is so fascinating about "reality TV"?
Don't know. It's not really "reality".
Why do people feel they need to dumb things down all the way down?
Hey, did you see that commercial in between the murders, on NBC news tonight? Cool! Ace! Wicked! Like, Wow, man!
Why do they give people blood transfusions if they've lost a pint, yet when somebody donates, they take a pint and replace it with a cup of tea and a biscuit?
That is interesting. We are given orange or apple juice and cookies - we're told caffeine isn't good to help the reproduction of red blood cells.
Why do some people have a problem with the sight of blood, but have no problem going to a blood bank to donate?
Because people are strange and mind works in a weird way.
Why do tears come in our eyes when we are miserable or hurt?
The body is mostly water and very sympathetic...
Why does the word "Dude!" seem to mean almost anything to this generation?
Lack of imagination! Dude! (Does it have a proper meaning? Not common in Brit English!)
Why do airline pilots always tell you what the outside air temperature is, when you're at 35,000 feet?
To know the plight of the aves!
Why only birds, bats and insects fly?
Because if elephants did, none of us would be safe. Similarly cattle/horses.
Why does bottled water take three thousand years to filter through the mountains, yet is best before next Thursday?