looked around well, guiltily. Deciding what to do to cover their guilt, said culprit then embarked on a course of action that was to have far reaching consequences...
Hi Classic Charm, hi littlewing. :wave:
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looked around well, guiltily. Deciding what to do to cover their guilt, said culprit then embarked on a course of action that was to have far reaching consequences...
Hi Classic Charm, hi littlewing. :wave:
First a phone call to the local pizza parlor, as our butter-fingered friend had a penchant for anchovy pizza. Pizza could cause him to think clearer about what to .......
...do about this dilema which has haunted him since birth..
The meaning to life is....
so simple...night comes quietly in a dream. the little man finds himself walking without shoes. Questioning his current situation, why is he walking when his wings are fluttering in the cool, night breeze of the desert. Ouch, he just stubbed his toe on a....
little brass lamp that someone has so carelessly tossed into the ever changing sands. Annoyed, he bends to pick up said lamp, when his back bone made a sickening crack. Still bent, he reaches for the lamp and suddenly ......
the lamp sprouts arms and legs and rears up and says "Oi, whatchoo think yer doin?" This was odd, because lamps are not generally known to...
to be so utterly rude and without the slightest degree of social tact when in the presence of someone who has more than likely just become a parapeligic; still, there's always the slim chance that...
backbones making sudden loud sickening cracks don't signal the onset of paralysis, but could be a joint popping or some such other thing. Why once there was that time when a lamp down in Texas did such a weird thing, it....
got up and turned me off! Can you imagine that? I was so shocked (pun intended because the lamp was plugged-in and turned on [if you know what I mean] at the time) that I nearly...
fell off my seat in the little diner I was ordering from. The lamp swaggered up to my seat and clunked me in the head and I wondered what I had done in the state of Texas to deserve such a treatment. The old lady across from my table gasped, as .............
the scene unfolded in front of her. The old lady wearing immaculate white gloves could not believe what she was seeing. In the state of Texas how could that be!!! Texas hospitality is something unknown in most other parts of the world. Why it is just unheard of this ill treatment. And besides, a purple lamp with the worse color of yellow shade and with those little balls...absolutely atrocious, she thought to herself....no sense of style, y'all don know what yar missin here in Texas she thought to herself. The old lady with the subtle blue-gray styled hair and white gloves could stand it no more, she got up from her seat and....
and began belting out "The hills are aliivvve, with the sound of mussssic!" and it was a rather stirring rendition, one which Julie Andrews herself might consider....
except prim and proper white gloves be damned, the windows of the cheap little diner could take no more and succumbed to the last ear piercing b-flat. Customers scurried in a mad frenzy to escape the shards of what was once the two-pane windows. In the meantime, the lamp, snickering to itself in utter satisfaction .....
ran up a horrendous tab at the bar ordering whatever-it-is-that-lamps-drink, leaving an inappropriately large tip for the rather "tartish" waitress who spent most of the night in the bar...
hanging around the billiard tables being generally annoying and acting somewhat cheezy, trying out her fake Newfie accent. However, now that the windows were all broken, she decided to jump into her little car and head for .......