Both group claim the invention of whiskey and it is the subject of international intrigue
Why do we call the tiny glasses they serve whiskey in "shot glasses"?
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Both group claim the invention of whiskey and it is the subject of international intrigue
Why do we call the tiny glasses they serve whiskey in "shot glasses"?
Because in the Wild West, many men started arguments after too much whiskey, wnet for the quickdraw, fell over in the process and then got shot.
Worse yet, why is a sherry glass called a schooner?
I know the answer to that one! there used to ba a woman at the glass factory called Nerys [Ner for short] who was always shouting "Shoo" and "Scoot" from the office window to the local kids and tramps who tried to get near the warm furnaces in winter, whilst she drank warm sherry from a newly invented kind of glass and somehow her phrases and name were amalgamated by the public imagination and the rest as they say is very dubious history.
Why have I got no question ready?
Genius runs on a narow wave-band, and you can't be expected to multi-task - that's for women. (There'll be letters!)
Why do women think they can multi-task and men can't?
Women think they can multi-task because they canīt do anything else.
Why do hopeless romantics exist?
To give Mills and Boon writers something to do when it's raining, and anyway, it keeps Norwegian foresters in a job.
What is the point of cats?
There are no points or corners in cats. They are quite round, soft, and fluffy.
Why do we use door bells?
Because hitting the door with a sausage doesn't alert anyone except the cat.
Why was the film Jaws not called Fangs, or Gnashers, or Dentures?
The Sharks would be dishonoured.
Why do people like Bungee Jumping?
They don't, they just want others to think they're hard. Ever noticed that it only happens in places where there are no crocodiles to wrestle with?
Why has this pigeon been sitting outside my window for the lst half hour, staring at me?
You are utterly fascinating, Daffy Dave! Get used to it!
Why do I insist on nicknaming people?
Because it makes them feel loved, special, a part of something bigger, and makes them worry less about that blasted pigeon!
Why did Hannibal use something as slow as elephants?
He hated being fast!
Why do we prefer Google over other search engines?
I'll have to Goggle that one!
Why do I always spell Goggle.....Googel......Gogele......Google wrong?
Over usage of the term...Wait a minute,Gogle...Gugel...Oh god, what's happening to me..
Why are there 7 continents on this earth, but in all the major events only 6 of them take part?