her paw was treated as a hand puppet to amuse strangers passing....
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her paw was treated as a hand puppet to amuse strangers passing....
but he nonetheless made a clumsy effort to shake said paw. However, in his battered state of mind, he mistook his wife's kerchief for the little pup's paw, and upon shaking it, sent the furious sputtering woman ...
flying over the cuckoo's nest * horrorshow but the *devotchka was helped and given *moloko by her *droogs :p
*nadsat
Confused by his many blows to the head and spine, and mystified by these new terms strewn randomly about (lol :)), the tired old troll decided to give up on his Gogol loss and concentrate more fully on .....
the Importance Of Regaining His Wife's Confidence by....
seeking out the nearest florist and purchasing some beautiful ....
daffoldils. The beauty of the daffoldils was beyond compare. Smiling our lovely ol' troll felt the love of his wife welling in his heart...but then again, who was his wife? As he stared at the beautiful daffoldils, he searched his heart trying to bring his wife's image to mind, but the only image that brought his heart to leap was a...
tattered wee paper that was still folded away in his little watch fob that never ever left his person. The remains of his childhood sweetheart were locked in memory forever in the sepia teeny photo. No mention was ever made of her, because if .....
she was mentioned, she would be killed! You see, long ago, the troll wasn't a troll at all but a big handsome Prince Charming who was in love with a beautiful girl who was abducted by the Big Bad Wolf right in front of the Prince's eyes! The wolf said, "if you ever try to rescue her, I will turn you into a troll!" Of course, the Prince being a good sport did his best, but was caught by the wolf before managing to....
climb up the rocky cliff that beheld a solitary lighthouse with a single candle burning in the tiny window near the top. Behind the candle sat the beautiful girl, stroking her harp and humming an ancient celtic melody. The magical wolf sneered gleefully at the sight of the young man feebly attempting to rescue his beloved, and crept silently ......
toward the lighthouse intent on destroying yet another dream. But in his gleeful hastiness he made a....
snapping noise with his dangerous teeth, which notified the beautiful girl that danger approached. She ceased the plucking of her harp and crept noiselessly to the little window in her lighthouse prison. Suddenly ....
some coffee swilling wench barged in, not knowing what the storyline had been up to now. So she said "I now return you to your thread already in progress" and then....
;)
appreciating the interruption me thinks it might be a good turn of events to change the whole story. but then where shall i begin? what is my storyline? pacing back and forth, pencil in hand, the piece of white paper waited patiently for the pen to begin with a.....
flourish as it penned the words:
CRASH! The crystal jar fell to the floor, as the guilty culprit...