And then one of Bakiryu's ninjas killed smartgirl's ninja.
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And then one of Bakiryu's ninjas killed smartgirl's ninja.
Bakiryu's ninja then went after apples of gold. Apples of gold tried to fight the ninja, but the ninja anilated her.
Suddenly dear Morty and her anarchist monkeys obliviated the lot of them!:p
Mortis, while trying to set up her computer for voice command, repeated "Mortis" so offten that she accidentially called up The Grim Reaper, who, angry at being disturbed by a mere human, took his scythe and Mortis' head... http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...ne/creaper.jpg... Well, that's Anarchy for you...
Pen was assaulted by the ignorant masses, jealous of the poet's advanced knowledge of Latin... The remains took several days to collect.
And it came to pass, after everyone had been resurrected (see post 795), God and weeping and all the rest of us were sitting around in heaven playing our harps, when weeping, who is really quite a funny guy, told one of his jokes. Then we all died laughing, except Nietzsche who apparently has no sense of humor whatsoever, and proceeded to expound his pithy sayings, becoming god by default.
To escape the horror of Nietzsche's rhetoric, I hurl myself down to earth... only to land in a Barnes and Noble. Tragically, I die... but manage to give Also Sprach Zarathustra one last thumbs down for the benefit of the customers.
Since loman is dead already and the whole point of this thread is to describe the death of the PAM, a powerful sourcerss is conjured to bring loman back to life just so that he can die again.
So the powerful sourceress brings loman to life and a bunch of non-believers beat him to death with his own Bible. Talk about using the Word of God for bad purposes....
a fire work hit shalot and exploded, blowing her into a tree which killed her
the silent x got together with a bunch of friends and they all decided that it would be a good idea to launch bottle rockets...out of the silent x's butt. needless to say, the bottle rocket did not launch as planned because silent x got a little nervous and the thing exploded causing damage to his internal organs. He was too embarrassed to go to the emergency room so he walked very carefully to his bedroom and then he died
While she was plotting her nefarious schemes, Shalot was hunted down and executed by the KGB, for crimes unknown... Long live the people!
But out of nowhere!!!! Che slew the lot of those dirty KGB along with Weepingforloman in revenge of Shalot.
For the record, I had nothing to do with the KGB slaying. But Mortis dies of fright after being haunted by the ghost of Stalin. The capitalist pigs will pay for their crimes... (Incidentally, I'm not Communist, communist, or socialist)
Haha, lucky for Mortis she had Ju-Ju beans on her and managed to live...and pah-leeze! Stalin, scary pssh! So she decided to use her mighty Ju-Ju beans and put Weeping into his grave by poison! Mortis is anarchy after all.;)
Hey, Stalin is spooky. He killed 12 million people.
You forget that I'm already dead (see posts 795, 811).
With careful aim, Mortis is taken out at over three hundred yards... by a slingshot. Only concussed, Mortis is taken to the hospital... where the dang Russkies hold sway. I think you can fill in the rest.
Woes of Loman
He shed his tears for those he had slain,
Waiting on his own appointment with The Reaper.
But the tears that he shed he shed them all in vain,
God forgives they say, but one’s heart is a silent keeper.
Behind the bars that enclosed him he counted down
The hours and minutes that lasted as though centuries.
Waiting for the call for him to walk the corridor to a silent room,
Where a chair awaited charged with electricity.
“Do you have a final statement, one last thing to say?”
He raise his tearful face and slowly shook his head.
As if from an enormous distance he hear the old priest pray.
Then the fearsome jolts took him and he was dead.
Loman, did your soul find that “Stairway to Heaven”?
Or did it fall the other way, with the rest of the unforgiving…
Pendragon
© 7/3/07
Like a World War II-era Icarus, Pendragon had been working on his prototype for a rocket-pack that would propel him through the sky with greater speed and efficiency than any other form of travel known to man. He had almost perfected it as of his first bench test.
Almost. All that was left, tragically, was a few scraps of metal and a small crater.
One day, as Robbo was busy robbing the "rich" (he had recently expanded into middle class, as fewer and fewer rich men remained in Nottingham), the Sherriff snuck up behind him and beat him repeatedly with a night stick. Yet another tragic case of police brutality, and yet another Briton legend falls.
weep was standing near Niagara falls writing this, when a sudden, mysterious flood appeared out of nothing and drowned him :)
Death Comes For Ryu
Song rang through the prison camp this dawn—
And it wasn’t a Bohemian Rhapsody—
“I’m in fear for my life from the long arm of the law—
“Momma I hear them a comin’ for me.”
Dressed all in black with her hair dyed white—
She sat there proud in that crude little cell.
The guard said “It’s time.” She nodded. “All right.”
“Any last words before we send you to hell?”
She stood there proud, and she scorned them with her eyes,
“I stood up for the things in which I believe.
“I’m about to show you all how a true hero can die,
“Because you’ll have to kill me to make me bow my knees!”
The machine-guns fired like thunder from God’s very throne:
And the Angels came and took another Ninja Warrior home…
Pendragon
© 7/5/07
Wow: nobody has ever killed me so beautifully. Anything else I'd write would be as good as that poem. So.....Pendragon was killed and taken to heaven by the angels since his poetry was too good for this world :)
Bakiryu was ironically killed by various anime characters. I'm not very creative, okay? Back off.
The anime characters after turning on Bakiryu attacked Loman and ate him. Bakiryu, in the ghostly plane laughed.
Ate me? How dare they: I'm not heart-healthy!
Bakiryu's ghost plane spun in.
(the ghostly plane is the place were ghosts are: it can't spin!) Loman was hit by an angry ghost mob after he wrote the words above. :)
I'll now go off and ponder yet more extravagant ways of destroying people.
While weepingforloman tried to figure out how to get Bakiryu killed, a huge slimy monster appeared out of thin air, being very hungry, and that was the end of weepingforloman. Unfortunately the monster was indeed VERY VERY hungry, so it decided to eat Bakiryu for dessert.
http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t...tty/katana.jpg
However: the hungry monster didn't know about Bakiryu's katanas (swords), and as it munched on Annamariah Bakiryu ripped it open, unfortunately Anna didn't survive.
And so supernatural ninja warrior Bakiryu and her followers continued in her World Saving campaign
http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/a...nimegirl-1.jpg
After Anna's death Bakiryu was very depressed since she didn't manage to save her. Bakiryu was so sad that she didn't watch where she was walking, so WHOOPS, she fell from a cliff and died.
But: since http://i199.photobucket.com/albums/a...vennhell-2.gif
Bakiryu was returned with a few demonic helpers.
http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/b...ethskatana.jpg
Too bad that those demonic helpers weren't that easy to control... Goodbye Bakiryu again :lol:
(So what does it tell about human nature that inventing ways of killing people is so much fun? :eek: :D)
(As long as we don't carry them out :) )
The demons then turned on Annamariah and ate her with evil, demonic Garnish.
http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x...a27/eating.gif
Bakiryu saddened by Annamariah's death (again) left hell to go in an epic quest.
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a1...e/b6e2dfd6.jpg
During her quest she was faced with many scary creatures and great dangers. She was very brave and fought her way through many tasks, but in the end she was so tired that she just fell asleep and never woke up.
(Tough luck I'm an insomniac)
Until 1000 she was kissed by a handsome prince:
of course after 1000 years Annamariah wasn't around. Nobody knows what happened to her.
After 1000 years even Bakiryu wasn't that good looking any more, so the prince left her and she died of a broken heart.
But since her bank account had increased she was now rich and after extensive plastic surgery and an eternal youth potion looked like this: http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s...amuraigirl.jpg
Anna died of envy. :)
But Baki fell off that building. Too bad.
lomans muse, lost for a long, long, while returned, he found he was now FUNNY! the joy killed him, sadly.
Dang it, I thought I died in the ghost-eating incident... I'm so confused.
Yes but you were reincarnated. (or maybe you're a vampire: you can never know). Maybe you look like this: http://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o.../av_image5.jpg