I do! And also in Santa Claus:)
Why didn't we develop a cud? It would be useful!
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I do! And also in Santa Claus:)
Why didn't we develop a cud? It would be useful!
Requires four stomachs. My one is already too big! http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1.../disgusted.gif
Could we chew cud?
Sure, we could........IF we could get it away from the cow first.
The real question is; would we WANT to?
NO!!!! Cows are too tasty, even if Oprah doesn't like them:)
Why do we care what Oprah thinks??
because we might get a present....and she has great taste in jewelry...
why do we pay so much to see a movie?
Because we like to be annoyed when people talk so then we can say something in the dark when no one knows who said it and then feel like a hero.....faulty courage....
Why do all the movies today seem dumb?
Because you sat in the theater all day and watched repeats of Dumb and Dumber.
Where have you been?
Inside, Outside, Upside Down! http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1.../rainbow16.gif
Who wants to know?
willy wonka..he's preparing his next adventure and was wondering if you wanted to attend
where do flowers go when they stop blooming?
To a blooming marvellous (UK saying) place.
Look out of your window and tell me what you see?
I see man a trying to retrieve his garbage can out of a ditch.
Who do you suppose threw the garbage can in the ditch to begin with (it is a very deep ditch!)??
Nobody thrrew it in the ditch. The ditch was just out taking a walk on day and the garbage can fell in.
Why is this clicker thing over here called a mouse?
It is called a mouse because the gentleman who invented the contraption could not spell Muscardinus avellanarius; he also had no teeth, ergo the mere pronunciation of such a thing was mind boggling.
How much chocolate is actually in those bars they call CHOCOLATE BARS?
Enough to pass regulations...
Why is anything that really tastes good bad for you? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...lies/witch.gif
because historically, what was good was rare, but an abundance of it is not good.
Why must the personality be so annoying?
because if it was not we would all be the same......and in a world where we are all the same...that, I think, is annoying...
Why must we feel hunger?
We feel hunger as an abstract pain that really comes from the brain not intaking enough poetry within a defined length of time. If this goes on too long, the brain dries up and we inevitably take on the characteristics of Paris Hilton.... **OMG am I snide**
Anyhoo.... next question -- Why does the piano have strings?
so that we could all strum along at the campfire....
why is it dark at night?
Because the sun needs to rest and sleep too.
Where do eagles dare to go?
It is dark at night because the cloak of Loki envelopes the entire sky as he is out on his usual quest of mischief...
What mysteries surround the Bermuda Triangle?
it is one of the greatest mysteries why the eagles are drawn to the bermuda triangle...is the waters that heal, or the waters that strengthen...or is it b/c the people who mysteriously dissappear into the triangle only to be rescued by the eagle who dares to challenge the wizard with a wand underneath the deep waters....just what exactly is it?
Guinea Pigs! A great war ravages the realm :)Quote:
Originally Posted by littlewing53
What's up with the F key?
The F key is the secret musical note that when played by three instruments at once (namely, the flute, violin, & tuba) can reverse the damages caused by the opening of Pandora's Box...
And because my post and PrinceAndrei's got posted together and his question lost, I shall hereby repeat it:
Where do eagles dare to go?
other places
why is the sea wet?
The sea is wet because the second moon that once adorned our skies at night melted, and the melted remains are what we call seas.
Why are zebras striped?
to drive us crazy wondering if they are black with white stripes or white with black stripes http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...Kane/acc31.gif
Why when you acquire a new dog does it take so long to get used to it?
It takes a long time to get used to a new dog because when dogs are born, they are immediately whisked secretly to attend "Keep The Humans Hopping" school...
Why is the core of Earth so darn hot?
I'm betting that the Devil could tell you... http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/.../FIREdevil.gif
Why are some people self-rightious?
Because they have to make up for how they feel inside..you know, if I say it it must be so....
Why do people have certain Chemistry with some people and not with others?
because in the Hall of the Mountain King there is a document that dictates just who should mingle with who and the Fates see to it that all is fulfilled and any disruption to this order could result in ... in.... well in anything!!
Why is the remote control worshipped in some people's palms.... :flare:
because they couldn't fit the TV into their palms (generally those who worship the remote [couch potatoes] don't have the strength to)
Why is the sky blue?
Because it is a reflection of the Ocean...
Why must it get cold in Winter??
because it gets hot in the summer and summer and winter are enemies and therefor want to be completely different.
Why do people ask stupid questions when they know they will get stupid answers?
Because they would like to see just how stupid the answer can be...
Why do we even want to know the answers to questions??
because otherwise there would be no point in even having questions and noone likes having sommething with no point.
what is the point of life?
to find out what the point of life is...it is all one big quest:)
Who is the big man upstairs??
The big man upstairs is a mis-placed dwarf who was really sent on a mission to the Earth's surface, but he jettisoned himself a bit too far and landed on the moon, where to this day, he sits and eats the cheese thereof.
Why do some posters ramble more than others .... ;)
Because they have taken many walks and thought about many things and they want to release some of their ideas onto others to get their imput:)
Why do we care what people think??
Because despite our outer tough veneer, inside are really little gentle marshmallows that so hate being stepped on. And as such, we try to protect this from happening.
What causes the wind to howl?
Because it is the sound of all the people in the world that are not being heard... The howl is the worlds attempt to get us to listen..
Why do we need to sleep??