A method of applying pressure to such things as planks, by hitting those people who disagree with you over the head with it. See also "two short planks"
Gratification
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A method of applying pressure to such things as planks, by hitting those people who disagree with you over the head with it. See also "two short planks"
Gratification
Gratification: The moment at which the ephemeral beauty of the dream crumbles into the arduous mundanity of reality. A will-o'-the-wisp that truly leads people to their destruction.
Mother:
Mother - that person in your life who still asks you when you are 50 if you know what you're doing, when you'e been doing it for years, and they haven't done so for almost exactly the same period of time.
parachute
parachute - gambling for people who are too cheap or stupid to play poker
aardvark
An Afrikaans proverbs - Aardvark nivver hurt inywun.
Ponderous
A month to the very day into this and you've come up with a pun that made me laugh. In fact, I'm tempted to mail it to people (uncredited, obviously)>
Ponderous of or pertaining to things that live in ponds, such as frogs, newts, and snapping turtles
Manna
Thank you - you've done wonders for my confidence! Please feel free, but I warn you, it's an ancient joke.Quote:
Originally Posted by MarkBastable
Manna - Biblical food that's just lying around on the floor when you wake up. Like bits of kebab. You'd have to be very very hungry to eat it.
The word 'manna' is derived from the Ancient Hebrew for 'wtf'. True.
polymer
polymer: those units of life that programme you to be a *beep* and make you into this "beep* world
(Wow, by Allah I just studied this in bio class the other day Mark ^_^ It's fate)
wish:
The feeling that you get when you know that something is unattainable, and you get sufficiently unbalanced that you put faith in falling stars, or throw money in to wishing wells that are run by the Local Council.
pomposity
pomposity The feeling of false intellect that drives a good man to being bad and a bad man over the edge
Madness
A level of sanity which, if accurate, writes more than half of the world's painters, writers and musicians - which is madness.
Lucidity
lucidity: A drug advertised in Vanilla Sky movie to give you hope that you can eat cloud ice-cream.
Rose:
That which by any other name still smells of the stuff they grew it in. See politics.
toupee