The Dog-gone Days o' August
Ever hear the expression, “Be careful what you wish for – you might get it?” For the past two and half months, folks living on the right-hand side of the United States complained about the atypically cool and rainy weather. “When’s summer going to get here?” they groused. Well, here it is, with enough the stickiness and soaring temperatures in its carry-on luggage to turn the most humid equatorial jungle green with envy.
The proverbial “Dog Days of August” is a bit of a misnomer. The ancient Romans were the first to use the expression because they believed that the time of Great Heat coincided with the appearance of Alpha Canis Majoris in the morning sky in which the Dog Star, the brightest celestial body in the constellation, contributed to the heat of the rising sun. The only difference is that for the Romans the Dog Days occurred in early to mid-July. I'm totally Sirius.
Unless you have a birthday this month, August is probably not your favorite – no holidays! But most folks are softies when it comes to Man’s Best Friend. To illustrate, the famous Random House publisher, Bennett Cerf once noted that books about Abraham Lincoln, doctors, and dogs never failed to do well, so a sure-fire best-seller would be a book titled Lincoln’s Doctor’s Dog. (Except, I hasten to add, amongst readers who happen to be cats.)
Hence comes today’s topic, in which the questions and/or answers have some connection with the words "August" and “dog.” So before all of you throw me to the dogs, I'd better quit doggin’ around, and high-tail it to the quiz:
The Dog-gone Days of August
1. Name the seminal historical work by Barbara Tuchman about military operations in Europe during a single month in the year 1914.
2. Since he publicly hated the feminist theme inA Doll’s House, he might be called “the anti-Ibsen. Who was the Swedish playwright (1849-1912) who had a misogynous view and the strident voice of the war between the sexes in such works as Miss Julie?
3. In Shakespeare’s Much Ado About Nothing, who was the constable who traded malapropisms with his partner, Verges?
4. In post WW II, American forces occupying Okinawa expect the two civilizations to clash, but instead begin to embrace the Japanese customs with open arms. Name this play by John Patrick, also a 1956 movie with the same title and starring Glenn Ford and Marlon Brando.
5.By what honorific name was the first Roman emperor (27-14 BC) known?
6. Name the acclaimed 1975 film about a bank heist executed by two lovers in order to finance a highly unusual surgical operation for one of the duo. (You might recall the most famous line in the movie was one word, “Attica!” shouted by the star Al Pacino.)
7. The conqueror introduced himself to a philosopher by saying, “I am Alexander, surnamed the Great,” to which the philosopher replied, “I am Diogenes, surnamed the Dog.” Name the school of philosophy to which Diogenes belonged, a one-word term that means “dogs” in classical Greek.
8. Who was the Doctor of the Church (354-430) whose youthful indiscretions and subsequent redemption inspired him to write the work called Confessions? One of this saint’s most famous lines was “Give me chastity and continency – but not yet!”
9. Winning several Best Picture awards, what is the 2008 film set in contemporary India about a poverty-stricken youth who becomes a contestant on a television quiz show?
10. To what was British poet Lord Byron referring in this line: “(?) ending in July/To recommence in August.” (Hint: it wasn't upstate New York.)
11. In World War II, G.I.’s wore these metal items for identification. What were they called?
12. The era of classical literature written in England between the reigns of Queen Anne and George I, encompassing works from Dryden through Johnson is known as what “Age”?
13. And finally, this was once a complimentary term for loose and irregular comic verse, but now it’s a put-down for poorly-executed, bad “poetry.” (Of course none of us have ever written anything like that!) But what’s it called?
Answers:
1. The Guns of August
2. August Strindberg
3. Dogberry
4. The Teahouse of the August Moon
5. (Caesar) Augustus
6. Dog Day Afternoon
7. Cynics
8. St. Augustine (of Hippo)
9. Slumdog Millionaire
10. “The English winter”
11. dog tags
12. Augustan Age
13. doggerel
Sources: Same as previous quizzes.
You Can Lead a Horse to Culture
It’s called “The Sport of Kings,” but thoroughbred horse racing may be one of our most democratic of spectator sports. Fans of the fast runners cut across all economic levels: from millionaire horse-owners in their private clubhouse suites and high-rolling, cigar-chomping bettors lining the rail, down to families and tourists lugging their coolers to the picnic area. The excitement is not only infectious, it’s “parimutuel!” Racing fans come in all shapes and sizes, young and old – but mostly old. Whenever the thought of my rapidly-advancing years gets me down, I head to the Off-Track Betting parlor where I'm sure to be the youngest person in the joint.
Speaking of age, the thoroughbred track at Saratoga Springs, NY can claim a history that goes all the way back to the 1860s. The larger-than-life gambler Diamond Jim Brady was a fixture at that track. In his youth Saratoga native writer Frank Sullivan (1892-1976) worked as a “pump boy” at the betting ring and once served a cup of water to legendary actress Lillian Russell. Sullivan went on to fame as a world-class humorist and writer at the New Yorker. (By the bye, when another New Yorker writer, Dorothy Parker, was asked to use the word “horticulture” in a sentence, she quipped “You can lead a hor to culture, but you can't make her think.”)
By now you can probably bet that this week’s questions and/or answers have some connection with our four-legged friends. I guess I'd better head to the starting gate before I get scratched. It is now – - Post Time!
You Can Lead a Horse to Culture
1. The opening number contains this lyric by Frank Loesser: “I got the horse right here/His name is Paul Revere.” What is this frequently-revived Broadway musical based on Damon Runyon’s colorful tales set in Manhattan?
2. In “The Rocking-Horse Winner” a young boy has a mysterious way of bringing money to his financially-strapped and emotionally-bankrupt family. Name the prominent and occasionally controversial British novelist (1885-1930) who wrote this ultimately tragic short story.
3. A trilogy by Katherine Anne Porter (1890-1980) includes Noon Wine and Old Mortality. What is the name of the opening novella?
4. The young man famous for his movie portrayal of a boy wizard stretched his acting skills in a stage play about a psychiatrist’s patient afflicted with a bizarre fixation upon horses. What is this award-winning drama by Peter Shaffer?
5. He was the subject of a highly-respected non-fiction book by Laura Hillenbrand which sired an award-winning 2003 movie starring Tobey Maguire. Who was this plucky little thoroughbred who helped lift the spirits of Americans during the Great Depression?
6. “I put my money on the bobtail nag/Somebody bet on the bay” in a popular nineteenth-century American song by Stephen Foster. I'll wager you won't have to spend all the “doo-dah” day to answer this: What’s the title of the ditty?
7. Irish-born modern British author of humorous novels Joyce Cary (1888-1957) created outrageous artist Gulley Jimpson, played in the movie version by Sir Alec Guinness. What’s the title of this book and 1958 film? (Hint: if a stable-owner gives you a free animal, where should you never look?)
8. Speaking of gifts, in which two ancient works, one Greek and the other Latin, can one read the episode of the Trojan Horse?
9. In which classic Marx Brothers movie do the boys wreak their customary chaos at a track that could be Santa Anita in 1937? (Not that I was around in 1937 – I'm old, but not that old!)
10. Not long ago his likeness formed the ubiquitous logo of a gasoline company, but his origins are ancient, not modern. Who is the winged horse of Greek mythology?
11. Owned by a British prince who named him after the rare astronomical phenomenon which coincided with his birth, this horse won so many races in his life (1764-1789) that eventually no other connections wanted to compete against him. In retirement, he was so successfully at siring champions that to this day 80 to 90% of modern thoroughbreds can claim him way back in their pedigree. Who was this unique horse, for whom the annual award for the most outstanding horse in America is named?
12. Rocinante was the beloved steed of which character in a ground-breaking work of Spanish literature, appearing circa 1615?
13. And finally, in Let It Ride, a 1989 movie that enjoys cult status among racing fans, a character proclaims “There’s a fine line between winning and losing.” How does Richard Dreyfuss’s character reply? “Yeah, it’s the _________.”
Answers
1. Guys and Dolls
2. D.H. Lawrence
3. Pale Horse, Pale Rider
4. Equus
5. Seabiscuit
6. “Camptown Races”
7. The Horse’s Mouth
8. Homer’s Odyssey and Virgil’s Aeneid
9. A Day at the Races
10. Pegasus
11. Eclipse
12. Don Quixote
13. Finish Line!