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I still think that Kathy is the prettiest avy owner!

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Originally Posted by miss tenderness

I still think that Kathy is the prettiest avy owner!

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You are a sweetie, miss T. Thanks.
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Originally Posted by OZEED

Value no.1 - Work hard,

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Yes, of course!
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play harder!

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Yep, that too!
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Originally Posted by Arethusa

More than values, you boys need to remember the:

MAN LAWS!!!!

1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.

2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:

(a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master.

(b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse.

(c) After wrecking your boss' car.

(d) One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game".

(e) When she is using her teeth.

3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies.

4: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.

5: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional. At that point, you must celebrate at a strip bar of the birthday boy's choice.

6: On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.

7: When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.

8: You may flatulate in front of a woman only after you have satisfied her carnally. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose of flatulent entertainment, she's officially your girlfriend.

9: It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach ... and it's delivered by a topless model and only when it's free.

10: Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to kick another guy in the nuts.

11: Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.

12: Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.

13: If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see anything.

14: Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both, that's just greedy.

15: If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be talking about his choice of beer.

16: Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a friend of yours, except if she's withholding pending your response.

17: Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another man while lifting weights:

(a) Yeah, Baby, Push it!

(b) C'mon, give me one more! Harder!

(c) Another set and we can hit the showers!

18: Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing: i.e. both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need.

19: Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to make love to her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone. Hang up if necessary.

20: The morning after you and a girl who was formerly "just a friend" have carnal, drunken monkey love, the fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is no reason for you not to nail each other again before the discussion about what a big mistake it was occurs.

We've all heard about people having guts or cojones. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition of each is listed below.

"GUTS" is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to say, "Are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?"

"COJONES" is coming home late after a night out with the guys smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the rear and having the cojones to say, "You're next!"

We hope this clears up any confusion,

The International Council of Manhood, LTD

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Welcome brother, for this you get a cold one.... heads up:thumbs_up

Cheers, mate!

Aww, Kathy, I'm sorry, I didn't mean it like that! Your avatars have always been lovely to look at, and you have always been lovely to talk to. Flirting is simply one of the many talents you've become famous for here, particularly in this thread, is all.

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Originally Posted by OZEED

On a bit of a serious note, a friend and chatted about the following over the weekend and I'm curious to get the perspective of some other guys.
I grew up without a dad, a reality in many homes today. I've come to learn that there are certain things in a young mans life that he can only learn from another man.
Camping in the bush,learning to ride a bike, fishing and scratching for worms are in my opinion important factors that sets a platform for later years in a mans life.
Do I feel at a disadvantage? I would have to say yes, but hats off to my mom I think she did an awesome job as a single parent.I've turned out fairly whole I'd like to think.
Having said all of the above I've come to learn(believe me I've had to learn this) that masculinity has more to do with how you think and what you have in your heart than the size of your biceps.

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OK. I officially love this Forum now. Anyway. To answer your question. You are right. I lived with my mother since the age of eleven and from before that I can tell you what I learned from my dad.

(True Story)
Picture an eleven year old walking down the beach with his father. The father clears his throat and the son looks up at his father. Without looking at this son the father proceeds into a one way conversation with his son. "Son you are old enough now to hear this". The son now is intrigued and continues to look at his father with interest who keeps avoiding his gaze. "You are old enough to get girls pregnant now, or soon. Aheem. So, don't." The son is now perplexed as to the meaning of the conversation? Unable to even formulate a word the son continues to stare at his father in confusion. The father now stops and turns to his son and continues "But if you do! Make sure they don't know where you live".
"What?" is all the son can manage to respond. So the father continues walking down the beach and the son rushes to catch up. His father a few more steps and then adds "That's all you need to know about sex". It then dawn on the son that this was suppose to be the talk on the Bird and the Bees. The facts of life were summarized into one sentence and a fragment.

So everything I learned about sex, girls, and everything else came from all my older friends. Male friends of course, but that is not to say that I was not influenced by being raised by a single mother. I see the world differently than most American males and yet still love women. Do I sometimes display my machismo in ways that women do not understand? Sure, I do. However, that didn't stop me from feeling I had missed out on something in my life.

Because of that when I was 18 I decided that I needed a right of passage because I lacked a father. My choice of right of passage was to carve a cross on my left arm with a razor blade. The Girls in the group would probably find that silly and attrocious at the same time.

So where's the Guiness? I want a pint and a Medium Rare Stake with fries please.

What are you askin' us fer??? You're a real man; if you wanna steak, go shoot it yourself. And it better be a fast-moving target!!

iv just updated myself on this thread. only one word comes to mind: rubbish! did someone forget to take the garbage out this week? :-) And boys, really, im too much of a lady to describe to the ladies the state of the bathroom in here! who forgot to flush the loo?

hmm, a cold one...you know the other day I was at a friends house helping them move some stuff...and the one that was offered (the only type of one available at his pad) was scarcely a one at all...since it was neither cold, nor cool...but warm...and as we all know a one that is warm is scarcely a one at all...

here is strongbads proof for such:

the oneitude of a one is directly proportional to the oneitude of the one.

so...suffice to say we did not drink the one untill it had sat in the freezer for several minutes...much to the confusion of my pals GF. Quite obviously she had never taken advanced Oktober fest Vektor Kalkulus. :D :D

Looks like there will be some of this going on in this thread....
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Originally Posted by RobinHood3000

Cheers, mate!

Aww, Kathy, I'm sorry, I didn't mean it like that! Your avatars have always been lovely to look at, and you have always been lovely to talk to. Flirting is simply one of the many talents you've become famous for here, particularly in this thread, is all.

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No worries, Robin. Thanks.:)
*edit* Now, I am not that much of a flirt....really. ;)

Mm-hmm, suuure...

Pirate queen.

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Originally Posted by Virgil

I particularly like this one.

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Being a fan of Limoncello as opposed to Budweiser, it makes sense that you would, Virgil. :lol:

Sorry Ozeed, I'm a sistah, not a brother, the avi's a pic of my boyfriend Prometheus sunbathing under a tree full of buzzards. I just dressed up as a waiter at the last meeting and stole the minutes.

Hm... how interesting... beer or coffee.... Disgusting beer or wonderful aromatic coffee? Coffee anyday fellas'

:)

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Originally Posted by RobinHood3000

Mm-hmm, suuure...

Pirate queen.

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Hmmm...http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h5...eyquestion.gif

Now how does that old proverb go? Something about glass houses and throwing stones....:p ;)

Who’s complaining? ;)