Stan's Dasterdly Ship

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03-13-2006, 08:51 PM
Virgil

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Originally Posted by Riesa

shouldn't it be "Arrr f, Arrrr f, Arrrrr f"? and this lass be sweet talkin brandi when noone is lookin' and believe me when I tell you, she's interested in becoming an Amazon herself....hahahahahahahahhaha.....

:lol: Actually she is an amazon. Like a bull in a china shop.

Didn't Little Orphan Annie's Sandy go "arf"?

Now I can't trust me dog to be on our side. Well, the secret is whoever has food will get her loyalty. Until you run out that is. And then she's up for graps again.
03-13-2006, 08:53 PM
Riesa

ARRRRR, f..........matey.

we got t-bones on the Queen, what do you have but a pile of rotten veggies and bleach coated mash. oh and potato peels... btw, when was the last time ya saw wee brandi?
03-13-2006, 08:55 PM
Virgil

HERE Brandi, HERE Brandi. Where are you?
03-13-2006, 10:39 PM
kilted exile

this be no problem, just wait till the dead of night I'll row over and pierce a hole in ther hull.

In fact it's probably dark enough just now.

*Lowers one of the lifeboats into the water & starts rowing towards the other ship*
03-14-2006, 04:52 AM
simon

Which ship to join? To be a Dastardly shipmate or an Amazon queen (no breast reduction required)? Any perks lads? What are you drinking onboard this piratic downward spiral? I can offer my services to the ship that wants it most, I've a personal relationship with Poseidon and I can make sails blow or seas churn at my whim and fancy. Amazon Queens heed my offers as well, anyone want these sevices?
03-14-2006, 05:05 AM
Weeping Willow

YArg!! come here mati! yar like here! with Our good aol captain Stan! Arrg...
We got ya rum be got ya brendi! come join us! Garr!!!
03-14-2006, 06:44 AM
RobinHood3000

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Originally Posted by simon

Which ship to join? To be a Dastardly shipmate or an Amazon queen (no breast reduction required)? Any perks lads? What are you drinking onboard this piratic downward spiral? I can offer my services to the ship that wants it most, I've a personal relationship with Poseidon and I can make sails blow or seas churn at my whim and fancy. Amazon Queens heed my offers as well, anyone want these sevices?

We've got the most loyal crew you'll ever meet, favor with the beloved rachel, and free continental breakfasts. What say ye??
03-14-2006, 07:33 AM
Pensive

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Originally Posted by simon

Which ship to join? To be a Dastardly shipmate or an Amazon queen (no breast reduction required)? Any perks lads? What are you drinking onboard this piratic downward spiral? I can offer my services to the ship that wants it most, I've a personal relationship with Poseidon and I can make sails blow or seas churn at my whim and fancy. Amazon Queens heed my offers as well, anyone want these sevices?

Ofcourse, Amazon Queen wants people like you. Come in there and you will find it as good as gold. :D
03-14-2006, 08:05 AM
Virgil

Simon, first you have to be of the female gender to join the Amazon Queen. Here on Stan's ship we guys drink beer and rum all day, play sports, and quietly sneak over to the Amazon ship and scribble graffiti on its bows. They on the other hand have cookies and tea and play scrabble. Which is more fun? Join us, matey.
03-14-2006, 08:16 AM
Pensive

Virgil, Simon is a female. Hahahaha
03-14-2006, 11:52 AM
papayahed

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Originally Posted by Virgil

Simon, first you have to be of the female gender to join the Amazon Queen. Here on Stan's ship we guys drink beer and rum all day, play sports, and quietly sneak over to the Amazon ship and scribble graffiti on its bows. They on the other hand have cookies and tea and play scrabble. Which is more fun? Join us, matey.

Why are you making up rules for the Amazon Queen, you don't have to be female to join the Amazon Queen. Besides in addition to our tea and scrabble we also have the grog and rum drinking and the best part is that our ship is a might bit cleaner and smells way better.

And did you hear we have a new mascot? a dog I think, named Brandi.
03-14-2006, 12:35 PM
Scheherazade

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Originally Posted by papayahed

Why are you making up rules for the Amazon Queen, you don't have to be female to join the Amazon Queen. Besides in addition to our tea and scrabble we also have the grog and rum drinking and the best part is that our ship is a might bit cleaner and smells way better.

And did you hear we have a new mascot? a dog I think, named Brandi.

What Papaya said!

And the crew is better looking too I am guessing! :D
03-14-2006, 12:47 PM
Stanislaw

Better looking BETTER LOOKING, well, ye mite have a point, but that be neither here nor there, we er, the most honest bunch o mates in the ol sea!
03-14-2006, 12:57 PM
Virgil

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Originally Posted by papayahed

Why are you making up rules for the Amazon Queen, you don't have to be female to join the Amazon Queen. Besides in addition to our tea and scrabble we also have the grog and rum drinking and the best part is that our ship is a might bit cleaner and smells way better.

And did you hear we have a new mascot? a dog I think, named Brandi.

I know that. But I was swindling Smon to come to our side. Didn't pirates do those kind of hijinks? To my dismay, Simon turned out to be a girl. :lol: Oh well.

Captain, now what do we do?
03-14-2006, 01:04 PM
Scheherazade

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Originally Posted by Virgil

Captain, now what do we do?

How about you give in and give up and hand over that ship of yours to us?

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