PAM is one cool cat
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PAM is one cool cat
Pam is a person of discernment :D
Pam has the good sense not to greet me.
PAM has a nicely dry sense of humor.
Pam makes me laugh so hard I have to run for the gents.
Pam can always run as fast as necessary.
Pam wears the pants.
PAM hums in elevators - so much so that on long elevator rides PAM will actually change songs and announce the title.
Pam is a byword for elevator courtesy.
PAM plays the air guitar at parties - a whole concert's worth.
Pam plays the glockenspiel like the mouthpiece of God.
PAM was literally driven onto the rocks by actual sirens - somewhere.
Pam gives elevator shoes to the needy.
PAM walks old ladies accross the street, but evangelises Druid philosophy to them the whole way across (they walk faster that way).
Pam controls his libido with an iron fist.
PAM still refers to people with long hair as hippies and says, "right on" daily
Pam offers to share the toilet paper in public men's rooms.
PAM measures toilet paper out and asks guests to do the same - in fact makes this a 'bullet point' at dinner conversations, "no more than 12 sections of toilet paper is ever necessary, if you use it correctly. Here I will demonstrate the motion"
To encourage a holiday mood, Pam crawls into the oven on Thanksgiving morning and yells, "STUFF ME!"
PAM stays up on christmas eve looking for Santa with a telescope, binoculars, charts, audio/video narrarating the 'event' and a GPS built specifically to spot sleighs and reindeer(a finnish GPS, which is quite expensive).
Pam knows a lot of celebrities. He used to cruise Sunset Strip with Bill Cosby.
PAM is far too refined to explain the profession of his namesake in mixed company.
Pam seems nice.
He's a good poster and writer.
Thank you. Pam's not afraid to stand by his own views.
PAM will make a great Santa's helper. I look forward to a windfall of gifts and goodies.
PAM has fabulous elbows.
Pam has great fur.
Pam has great whiskers :)
Pam has interesting foliage.
Pam's pine cones are proverbial.
Pam is a kind and good-natured person.
PAM plays a mean game of Chess.
PAM is wise beyond his years.
Pam can take a joke.
I think Pam speaks and writes the most languages of any poster on litnet, unless it's Kiki or JBI, but whatever, he speaks a lot of languages.
Pam is a valued friend.
pam is a valued friend, in fact they were just recently valued by Christies for a shocking value. I won't sell - in fact I've never sold a litnet friend. I'm above all that!
Pam was given a chance in life to be a philistine and has chosen to be something better.
PAM is a philosopher with rare insight and wit