How many ...?

24.6 inches.

How many times in your life have you had no money to pay a toll?

zero times, but I like the idea of trying it as a small adventure to see what the toll keeper would do.

how many miles (or kms) in the next road trip you have planned?

I'm afraid I don't have any road trips planned at all.

How many bitter enemies have you lived to see come to grief?

Bounty: they make you fill out a form and mail you the bill.

I've only had three bitter enemies. One went blind and deaf, one got fired and couldn't get rehired anywhere, and one prospered. So two.

Same question.

Two bitter enemies. One had a kid a few years ago and is pregnant again (she is my age, 23) and generally seems battered and miserable, and one is married to some moronic, post colonial doctrine following, buzzword spewing transgender "man" (female to male) who appears to be utterly insufferably and I'm sure his life is going to suck for another ten or so years. Not quite blind and deaf but it's a start at least.

How many people were you mean to in elementary school through high school who you regret being mean to now?

None at all. Those years were a happy little garden where I grew up.

How many times have you sent or given flowers to a woman?

Erm... exactly zero times, unless we're counting mothers day. Actually I was once talking to a coworker about how I couldn't remember sending or giving flowers to anyone and she told me that was criminal, so later that day when I saw my ex girlfriend who also worked with us I asked her if I had ever given her flowers over the course of our relationship and she immediately said "no, you never did" without a seconds pause or hesitation, so clearly she knew for a fact. Whatever, it's not like I've ever been given flowers either.

In my defense I give chocolates and small treats all the time...

How many different floors have you mopped (in a professional capacity, not your own floors)

Exactly zero strange floors.

For some reason women like it when you kill flowers for them. Maybe DM can explain it to us, but I'll be buggered if I know why. If that coworker was a woman, though, you should definitely have sent her some. Too late now, though.

How many times have you been called for jury duty and were you ever selected?

Please, I can't be sending flowers to female coworkers when my ex girlfriend (who also worked with us), who I just realized I never sent flowers to, is right there! That would be very mean.

Never been called yet.

How many jobs have you ever had which you genuinely enjoyed and what were they?

Ah, you should have sent them to her home! Who knows what portals might have opened for you? ;-)

I genuinely loved one, genuinely hated one, and secretly loathed every boss I ever had. And never mind what they were. :)

How many love relationships have you truly regretted?

Maybe, though she was a stupidly beautiful girl and I might even be forced to admit that she was 'out of my league'.

Truly regret one, she made my bitter enemies list!

How many bingo's do you average in a scramble game?

Her league my ***, it was probably an invitation.

Did you mean "Scrabble"? I have never played Scrabble. I played Bingo once, though, and won $10.00.

How many horses have you bet on and did you ever win?

Ah well, what might have been is an abstraction, remaining a perpetual possibility... something something, towards the door we never opened.

I did mean scrabble, I think my iPad helpfully corrected it for me... A bingo just means getting all of your letters out in one play, I average way less than one per game for the record.

I've never made a bet on anything really.

How many investments did you consider making which would have made you fabulously wealthy today?

We never made (or considered) high risk, big return investments like that.

How many falling stars did you see last year?

When I first heard of Bitcoin I think one Bitcoin was worth something like ten cents and I thought a crypto curreny mined by computers was the stupidest thing I had ever heard, so of course they peak at $1250 per Bitcoin in 2014 and they're sitting at almost $300 right now.

I think I saw one or two, but I didn't keep track.

How many times have you seen the Northern lights?