To fill the Omasum and sleep well during school hours.
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To fill the Omasum and sleep well during school hours.
Please, Sir, can we have another question, please, Sir? Thank 'ee koindly, young mester!
looks like baby bandit fell fast asleep thinking about celery.:)
How are you today Sir?
Why didn't I question?
Sorry Guys!
Sorry, is "why didn't I question" the question? I only question this because it is in question, although I'd question whether it is questionable? If "why didn't I question" is the question, then I would question whether you remembered, but I'd have to question you to find out, without question.
Why was it so hard to find the source of the Nile? All you've got to do is walk up it.
And what if you walk in the opposite direction?
Why do rivers flow but lakes are still?
Sheer, unadulterated laziness.
Where are the downhill lakes for water-skiing?
The Andes and the Himalayas
Why do something "because it is there "?
So that we will be absent for school and can miss lots and lots of homework.
Why do we have to create our own signatures?
Forgers already have it too easy
Why is a dog "man's best friend"?
Because cats treat us with contempt.
Why is there always so much month left when the money runs out?
Bad planning. The guy who invented the months was better paid than the rest of us, and couldn't have cared less. See "Civil Service"
If English is an Indo-Germanic language, why do some teachers insist that English was based on Latin?
They insist that Latin is making a comeback and want the English to get some credit for it.
Why would somebody suddenly fall out with me without me knowing why and without their telling me why?
Because, secretly, they actually hold a grudge agains Rembrandt, and they look upon it as a way to get to him, if only because they can't pronounce van Rijn' Also, since he did his mortal coil shuffling bit in 1669 (?) , he seems to be a bit reticent about replying.
Did Rembrandt ever visit Manchester?
Yeah, He was on his way but someone told him he better go to the merseyside and thus he went to Liverpool!
Did Rembrandt ever visit Liverpool?