Since she is a confessed leprechaun, the PAM defines a pool of water in the pavement after two minutes' rain as being "deep water" :p
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Since she is a confessed leprechaun, the PAM defines a pool of water in the pavement after two minutes' rain as being "deep water" :p
The PAM, being formed from a mysterious substance called "Kandy", sticks to everything she touches...
[Ha ha, Virgil. :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Virgil
That certainly rocked my husband's world (my tale of the beads), and we'll leave it at that. I'm innocent! ] :lol:
The PAM tried to use cola beverage as an ink to pen yet another delicious verse, but that was just the problem, it was delicious verse and he ate it... Silly PAM!
PAM is attempting to capture the Guiness World record for longest nose hairs, at last measure her's are closing in on 7 inches. :eek: :eek2: :eek:
:p
the PAM thinks shoes with bright red and purple dot bows on the front are cool. Thats so wrong PAM.
PAM criticizes my fashion sense knowing full well she gets all her fashion tips from Zippy the Pinhead.
http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h56/kathycf/Zippy.jpg
The PAM once dated zippy the pinhead (btw whos zippy the pinhead?)
PAM yells out the phrase "porkchops and applesauce" at random moments throughout her day. That wouldn't happen to you PAM, if you knew about Zippy. :p
Zippy is a strange sort of cartoon that originated in the early 70s (which was sort of before my time) and I remember it from the 80s (which was more my time). It isn't that I read it so much, because I didn't but there was something about Zippy that I found funny....was it the name? The muu-muu he wears or something more intangible? Not sure. :lol:
Wikipedia says this about Zippy:
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His most famous quote is "Are we having fun yet?," which has become a catch phrase. It is sung in Nickelback's smash hit "How You Remind Me" and appears in Bartlett's Familiar Quotations
the PAM swims in baths of applesauce.
Pam writes poetry about applesauce.
(:goof: T'is me and you Kathy! a one on one PAM war!:lol: )
The PAM brings a piano into the shower so she can play as well as sing!
BOTH of the PAM's are apparently suffering from a mysterious malady that involves ancient cartoon strips, and various household appliances. I am listening to STYX “Renegade” while pondering this illness and would diagnose it properly, no doubt but now, my CD just went to Sweet Home Alabama, so I’m mellow.
The PAM buys cheap booze.
PAM trades her beads from New Orleans (and how did you get those beads, PAM?) for cheap booze. :p
PAM trades booze for cheap beads.