Pam

The PAM thinks crackers and kool-aide is a "night on the town"....

The person above me puts rocks in his pillows as he thinks they will massage his head!

The PAM has pet rocks.

The PAM rocks pets.

The PAM is under the (odd...quite odd) impression that rocks are "the breakfast of champions."

The PAM can't figure out why her flip flops won't stay on (as she pulls up her socks defiantly). :)

the PAM should really cut her nails! they are so long and sharp they'd have cut someones head off before she knew it!

the PAM failed at cultivating a Rock Garden

The PAM spreads nasty rumors about rocks.

PAM hides her New England accent.

The PAM sings to his plants and wonders why they seem to be in hibernation... :)

PAM is an expert at getting beads in New Orleans. How does she do it? :p

the PAM tries unsuccessfully to plait his hair with beads.

The PAM claims that she can balance eight frogs on her head while she dances the cha-cha-cha. But frankly, PAM, who cares?

(hahaha got you as PAM again, Niamh! :p)

the PAM thinks that sitting in a shallow pool full of custard will in force nervana. Silly PAM
(not you again!:p :lol: )