Kielbasa: Being keelhauled with a wreath of sausages around your neck.
Keelhaul:
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Kielbasa: Being keelhauled with a wreath of sausages around your neck.
Keelhaul:
keelhaul: to visit a shoppe called Keel, where are sold various items of an undisclosed and probably scandalous nature, and walk away with a bagful of said items, known in today's parlance as a haul. And thank you for teaching me the word keelhaul, tailor.
vexation
vexation: related to vacation and staycation; differing only in being with family who'd rather be somewhere else.
vacation:
tailor stately, that definition of vexation was rather brilliant. ;-)
Vacation, what I wish I could be on while someone I have to be nice to is talking to me.
tolerate
Tolerate: Put up with something that you would rather not. This simple hypocritical method stops a lot of people from going off the deep end every time their values are questioned. In the words of the Snow Queen Elsa "Let It Go!"
Hypocrite:
Hypocrite: someone who says one thing and does the opposite. By definition, all teenagers think their parents are hypocrites and give them no end of crap about it. Often they are right, but haven't yet learned that being a hypocrite is part of being human, and in any case often isn't the worst quality their parents could have, comparatively speaking.
Skull splitting headache, which I've had since I woke up this morning and which will not relent.
Skull splitting headache: Migraine, or Urgrain if not myself, that may be a precursor of a more serious condition - or not. This conundrum is what keeps head-doctors practicing rather than healing; perpetuating the DRUG industry in making major moola.
Moola:
Moola: The return one gets from milking a cash cow.
Cash Cow:
cash cow: I had a girlfriend I used to confuse with a cow. She had a bell around her neck and udders the size of watermelons, and every morning at 4 am I used to milk her. A few guys offered to pay me to let them do it, so she could have been a cash cow, I suppose.
Morphine:
Morphine: A powerful analgesic and narcotic - what I really need to take right now to help me forget Tyrion's definition of cash cow. ;)
Amnesia
Amnesia: Let me see, dang I used to know this one, hummmm?
Hypochondriac:
"People call me a hypochondriac, which really hurts." --Tim Vine
Vine
Vine: Tarzan's morning commute through the jungle
Cigar:
Cigar: Which sometimes is just a cigar, according to an Austrian psychologist.
Phallic symbol:
Phallic symbol: pretty much any cylinder which is longer than it is wide, if you are of a certain mindset.
psychoanalyst.