No, Once I secretely saw 2 birds taking a visa from Mt.Everest.
Why do we have to be healthy?
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No, Once I secretely saw 2 birds taking a visa from Mt.Everest.
Why do we have to be healthy?
Because doctors may go on strike.
Why is love like an elusive butterfly?
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Both love and butterflies make your stomach feel horrible.
If James Bond was a secret agent, why did he introduce himself as "Bond.....James Bond"?
Because his real name was Eugene Girl.
If we live on opposite sides of the world... Would it be day time on your end or mine?
Might I suggest you keep your end to yourself, in the name of propriety. (Sorry, did I misunderstand something there?)
On my travels, at what point do I become a foreigner?
When you leave earth and enter into other planet. :alien:
Why beautiful lotus blooms in muddy pond ? :willy_nilly:
Because it struggles in the middle of the motorway. And in some parts of this town, somebody would probably eat it.
Why do doctors have a white coat full of pockets, yet insist on draping their stethoscope round their neck?
They are afraid some one might pickpocket them.
Why do we play games?
Because you can't play at working (they tell me!). The only other thing left to play is truant, which is NAUGHTY!
Who was the first man to eat a raw oyster?
I don't know but I pity the poor fool
Why do people suggest you consume food that they themselves won't eat?
They call them restaurateurs!!
Is it possible to live without chocolate?
No way...guilty pleasures are a must to add spice to monotonous life.
Why death and taxes are inevitable ?
Because if you don't pay your taxes, they shoot you.
Which came first, the chicken or the road?
The egg
Could we scramble snake eggs for breakfast, given that they are, indeed, eggs?
Burp... That was tasty (LOL)
Has anyone seen Dinosaur Eggs?