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what does it matter what muhsin wants to hear or is hearing? Are there not greater problems in the world?

Is there not? Now, how did you want those eggs, Miss? ;)

Uhm, what are we talking about again? :confused:

Dear, jumping...can't a man take a breakfest order around this joint? (Geez, I tell, ya, what does it take ta get respect these days? Offer people their choice on eggs an' they try to act like you're off yer bean or sumpthing, ya know? Maybe they are all hard boiled? Huh?) :p :( :lol:

could I have them over easy? Or do they only serve them boiled here?

How about sunny-side up?

That's one order of over-easy (hey, that's how I like mine!), and one order of sunny side up? What else? We offer Bacon, Canadian bacon, sausage, flavored tofu strips, hash browns, biscuits-n-gravy, grits, toast-n-jelly? Also oatmeal, Cream of Wheat, cold cereals, you name the brand, OK? And to drink tea, coffee, juice, soda, water? What may I get you? :nod: :nod: :nod:

Hey where am I? What's the name of this place? Can I get some hashbrowns and a biscuit? How much will this all cost?

Why do you want to eat?

That's eggs over-easy, hash rounds, and a biscuit? Cost? The Sad Cafe could only charge by questions, right? A customer over there has ham and eggs, see? What is the difference between the involvement of the animals--
the chicken and the pig-- which was involved and which was committed?

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You talk about involvement and commitment when there is breakfast at hand? Why would one do such a thing, surely it would spoil the appetite?

But may I not ask for payment for the fine breakfest that I serve at The Sad Cafe? Gadget, what did you want with those sunny-side ups? Finsh your order, my dear, so I can be thinking about your question, yes? AndyDio, your oder will be ready in about two minutes, OK? Got my answer ready? And you, Sprinks? Got an order for breakfest? Cost is only a question, but I do expect an answer for services rendered, you understand?

Well if the cost is merely a question then I'm sure I can afford it as this world is full of questions, is it not? As for my order, I would like not eggs, but a nice cup of tea and toast, surely they are on the menu?

Do you mean to insult my house? What kind of tea and what sort of bread would you like toasted? Unless the customer is clear about an order, how does said customer expect it to be correct? Shall I just serve them my own favoritve, Earl Grey, hot, with toasted white loaf?

Andydio? Your Answer?

Gadget, with your two cows, how long will it take it to take over the cattle market?
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Ah yes my dear Pendragon you are correct, the customer should be clear on what exactly it is that they would like, how is the person taking the order meant to know what the customer wishes unless they are informed clearly? I hope you do accept my sincerest apologies? Anyhow, back to the order, the Earl Grey and white toast sounds fabulous, and please make sure that the tea is black with no sugar, I hope you are aware the results could be disastrous if you forget that? And as for the toast, please make sure that it is not too dark but not too light, do you think you could manage that?

(stage whisper)Why do I get trouble-makers? Would you like a glimpse of my last health inspection while you are at it, my friend? The Sad Cafe has been in business for long enough, and a chef trained as the son of a chef would know his business, I should think, no? As your order comes up, are you prepared for your question? Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections? :p

Ah yes you are completely right, I do hope you accept my apologies again? As for the needles, well what would happen if the injection wasn't to work, and they had not sterilized the needle so the person got sick? And then it would cost more money to either do another injection or to wait until the person got better and didn't infect anyone else, and we wouldn't want that to happen would we? So therefore maybe they just think that it is easier to sterilize the needles so nothing like that happens?

You will allow me to show I am good natured? AndyDio, as you enjoy your food, contemplate that in order to provide the ham for the ham and eggs of your neighbor, the pig had to die, so the pig was committed, while the chicken, which laid the eggs was only involved, correct? And you, Gagdet, unless you get a bull to go with your two cows have no hope at all of take over the catte market, do you? And now I come to you, Sprinks, and ask if you think you answered correctly? As you enjoy your tea, think about the fact that the idea of a lethal injection is to execute a criminal for crimes in the first place, so why worry about merely making him sick? Is he going to get up from that bed anyway? If the execution goes correctly, is he not going to die anyway? So is not the sterlizing a waste of time?

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Why all the drama,Pen??
:p

I'm sorry? Is my fun upsetting you?

Well, back to The Sad Cafe, free breakfast for a week to anyone who answers this question: Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

Isn't it because the work "phonetic" was derived from the Greek word φωνή (phone) meaning "sound" or "voice"?

And your breakfast order for today? You realize you are under no obligation to have the same thing every day for the week, of course? But did you realize that in a café where the clientele pay by answering questions, you actually paid for your "free" meals? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...BonApitite.gif

Are the blueberry pancakes any good? :)

:cold::cold:Why don't you decide that for yourself, sir? :cold::cold: Coffee? Tea? Milk? Maple syrup? :cold::cold: http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...lies/Chill.gif

What do you recommend?

Should I recommend?

Am I to guess the minds of my clientele? Will you take Earl Grey, hot? Miss Remarkable, do you wish to order or do you still consider this too "dramatic" for your tastes, as it were, when a man simply wishes to pass the time of day with a little fun in a small café? :nod:

At the cafe... guess who I saw today?

Blueberry pancakes, maple syurp, Earl Grey hot, Dori? Well, try them, and if not to your taste, we can fix something else, OK?[Aside ] Why do I get this feeling that people want the Sad Café to close its doors?

Why was Pen the last to post here? Was he perhaps slightly too dramatic and therefore scared other posters away?

Or perhaps there has just been so much else on that we haven't been here in a while? Nonetheless, is it not obvious that we are back now? :D

Who's back?

Well in order to be back, they have to be gone at some time, so therefore is it not true that anyone who had not been here in a while, such as myself, is now back?

can you pass the brown sauce?

Of course I can, but isn't the question may I pass it? Or am I the only one who keeps getting corrected by parents and teachers to say "may" instead of "can"?

May you pass the brown sauce.... Are you sure about that?

I'm not sure if I am sure about that, but I am sure that there are many things I am not sure about, assuming that even made ANY sense at all? I believe it did, but I am not always correct, am I? Anyhow, I will pass you the brown sauce, and I trust that you will use the sauce wisely?

Well I've finished my sandwich, so may I give you back the sauce?

Yes you may, so long as you tell me that you enjoyed your sandwich?