Because if we didn't we'd either explode, which is messy, or our digestive system would get bored and go off to do something else. There are few things more embarrassing than your own bowels beating you at golf.
Why are Smurfs blue?
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Because if we didn't we'd either explode, which is messy, or our digestive system would get bored and go off to do something else. There are few things more embarrassing than your own bowels beating you at golf.
Why are Smurfs blue?
Because it makes them look more cute ;)
Why is snow white?
Because Snow Purple and the Seven Dwarfs would sound ridiculous.
Why would anybody want a three-wheeler car?
Because they are obsessed with odd numbers.
I want Moon and I can't have it. Why? :blush5:
If you mean Keith Moon, he's dead. If you mean the great big thing that hangs in the sky and is made of cheese, you can't have all that cholesterol. If you mean the film, the cinema isn't showing it this week.
Is it possible to get nicked for being drunk in charge after eating sherry trifle, or rum and raisin ice-cream?
Depends on the amount of booze in the dishes
Why do they complain about people smoking while cigarettes are still a billion dollar industry?
'Cos the people in the tobacco industry can afford the best possible medical treatment.
If you play baseball with a baseball bat, and cricket with a cricket bat, what is a wombat for?
Wom ball
Why are spiders so terrifying, given their size in comparison to man?
It's the thought of the litttle, tiny crevices they can crawl into, prior to giving you the foulest of disease, or at least, a very nast itch.
If stripes are supposed to be slimming, why do some zebras look so fat?
We view them through the eyes of predators
Who do desert islands seem so alluring?
If you lived in Sheffield, you wouldn't need to ask that!
If music be the food of love, why don't rabbits play the banjo?
Because they love carrot more than loving love.
Why is an orange called orange?
For exactly the same reason that you've never yet eaten a bunch of purples. If all fruits were named after their colour, you'd have to slip on a yellow peel, and that just ain't funny.
Why do women who have been married six times still insist on a white wedding dress?
Because inspite of failures, women never give up the fantasy of fairy-tale romance and weddings.
Why men can't understand what a woman wants?
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Make Voyages. Attempt them.
There is nothing else.
Because women do not always know what they want nor do men.
Does the moon look brighter if I wear red shoes?