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I can only assume that you never met my first mother-in-law, who was the nearest thing to a shaved bear that humanity has ever seen, and was thrown out of the Waffen SS.......for cruelty. When she came round, the mice threw themselves on the traps!!
Why are mothers in law so horrendous?
Ok Dafydd, you had me laughing here, something I haven't done for days. (Thanks muchly)
Because they were put on this earth to torture us, even with their mouths closed they can manage it...
If men and women argue so much, why are they so attracted to each other?
Because we're all MMMMAAAAADDDDD I tell you! MMMMAAADDDD! Well, we'd have to be!! As said elsewhere, please excuse me, but if I don;t go to bed, I shall turn in to 12 white mice, and finish up chasing after cheese on the traps in Baron Hardup's Castle. I bid you all the remainder of a good night, and enjoyment of the Antipodean Sun.
What was the question?
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What was the question? :bigear:
Ooops! Sorry!! Went off on one, there!! The question is:
What is the ideal accompaniment to jelly (jello)?
A naked man bathing in the tab full of it.
Why is wheat corn called corn, when it's not corn but wheat?
Stuffy Brits. They call corn maize...
Why do people get road rage?
All those Brits, wandering around in the middle of the road, laden with corn/maize. You've heard of Hampton Court Maize?
If the Brits call corn maize, why do we have Corn Flakes for breakfast?
Dafydd!!EVERYBODY knows that corn flakes come from american laboratories, and were probably tested on animals!
Why are mutants called mutants, when they're not mute, nor ants?
Because they started off as both mute and ants, but mutated into people with baseball caps, floral shorts, shaved heads, England shirts and tattooes.
Why would anybody wear the above?
First, before mutation, they were merely ants covered with hair. Then, in time, they heard about the Hawaii, Nazis and Margaret Thatcher. Then, after they spent some time in Europe, they realized that they will never adjust to native people, so they decided to found a new group called "The Idiots". And the rest is history!
If I always wear black, am I Ninja?
That depends entirely unon whether you are a turtle or not.
Why does green and brown vegetation when compressed with age turn black, then in to diamonds?
Nature loves a good joke, diamonds are just educated and refined coal
Why do people say "Y'all come over!" when they obviously do not mean it?
For the same reason as they say "y'all" when only speaking to one person, rendering the "all" superfluous.
Who decided that meat blackened on the outside and raw in the middle should be the standard fare at barbeques?
The Admin of LitNet of course
Why do we eat and why do we excrete?