The bottom has to be fed somehow.
If another word for paradise is heaven, how come another word for hell isn't heaven't?
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The bottom has to be fed somehow.
If another word for paradise is heaven, how come another word for hell isn't heaven't?
Because it was derived from the Hebrew, Aramaic and Greek, which do not have works for hell, beefburgers or Rugby Football. Or warm beer.
If smoking is harmful, how come it cures kippers?
They have no lungs
Why do people's excuses for behavior never include actually stopping said behavior?
Because it is easier to criticise that actually do anything, and leave yourself open to accusations about your behaviour.
Why do they paint night-fighters black, then put flashing lights all over them?
Because it looks pretty that way.
When insulting God, is it still necessary to capitalize the "Y" in: Why do You suck so bad?
Lo! And verily shalt thou do so. And all the people shall say Amen.
Why do Europeans prefer cars with manual gearboxes, when Americans have got Automatics?
Laziness
Why do we observe daylight saving time, when it saves neither daylight nor time?
To prevent Swedish farmers committing suicide, and so that we can make more weapons in between the unrelenting air-raids to which we are subject on a daily basis.
Why do they tell us that aircraft are highly technical, then ask for the lowest tender to make the components?
It's just business
Why does flying sometimes take longer than a nice train trip?
Because trains don't have to waste all their time getting up to 35,000 feet.
Why do attractive air hostesses ask you what you'd like, then strap you in so that you can't?
Because you were probably sitting next to your wife at the time. (Or your husband!)
Why do men think they are stronger than women?
Because, whilst we might not be able to work out the problems of the world, we can lift heavy weights.
How do women remember everything we have said, for the last 40 years?
While you mean were lifting heavy things women were brain training.
Why is it men can't get pregnant?
Space is limited. We just don't have the womb.
Why, in all of mythology, do all dragons have a masculine name?
Because dragons are ugly... They can't give a pretty name to such an ugly creature... (Oh, that was so below the belt, of me!)
Why are women pretty?