their parents had become new age travellers, sold the house, bought a narrowboat and were on their way to Stonehenge to.....
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their parents had become new age travellers, sold the house, bought a narrowboat and were on their way to Stonehenge to.....
do some in depth bird watching and heavy duty laying around. Sometimes I think that ...
stones can weigh heavy on your heart, when visiting places so remote and austere as Stonehenge, but then I find there is a way to lift up your spirits by.......
saying, "I do believe in fairies!" and really meaning that! You see, I believe in fairies because....
I see them with my very own eyes, every night high up in the trees and sometimes they venture into my darkened room at night, glowing and spreading amazing light on all everything; then they begin to.......
ask me embarrassing questions about my income tax forms, whilst opening drawers and doors, in an obvious attempt to...
peep and snoop around; oh, how I hate those peeping Tom fairies and yes, they might be cute, but they can be so very annoying that it makes you want to......
get out a flyswatter and a can of hairspray. See, the thing about the hairspray is....
See, the thing about the hairspray is when combined with flies creates a reaction of sorts. A nuclear reaction! Molecularly speaking, Drosophilia flies are enriched with traces of uranium; combine this with the pentaphamine V chemical in hairspray...
and viola! an indestructible new form of polyester molecule. Ah science...remember the good old days when...
...you could do these types of basement experiments on fairies and flies and such without PETA sticking their noses into the mix. I wish...
...pigs could fly. If pigs could fly....
said the fly to the fairies
"Then perhaps they'd do these polyester-making experiments on pigs instead of us. But it's..."
....too late seeing as all the pigs were used in an experiment that caused massive.....