The problem lies in the telescope they are using, it's farsighted, so the effect equals 0.
How come that hell has only nine circles?:mad5:
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The problem lies in the telescope they are using, it's farsighted, so the effect equals 0.
How come that hell has only nine circles?:mad5:
I suppose you have been there and know this by personal experience? Duh!
Why do winning horses never be the one I back?
Because you didn't bother telling the horse - if it knew how hard you had to work for that money, it would try harder.
Why do modern ships "set sail", when they haven't got any sails to set?
Because they were originally constructed by Popeye - the Sailor, and were named after him.
Why is the sign :( named smiley, when it frowns?
You've got your computer upside-down!
What the blazes is "vegetarian black pudding"?
Vegetarian black pudding is made of decomposed black mushrooms and fertilizers
Why do solar eclipses happen so less?
A distinctly limited number of suns to eclipse. More suns, more eclipses.
When people talk about going for a tramp in the woods, who is the tramp?
Not who, but what - the tramp is the log transport ramp which one can find on the wood crossroads, and can be lifted only if one has the permission to pull the logs out of the wood.
How come that, while the soap opera is on, the bubbles don't come out of the TV screen and flood the living room?
Not only that, no matter what colour of bubble bath/soap/shampoo you use, why are the bubbles always white?
The chemical reaction which happens when shampoo is mixed with water is similar to one when a man uses shaving foam, which is always white.
How come you don't choke (physically) when you swallow your pride?
Because it's hard to look proud when you're lying on the floor coughing and going purple.
Why do BMW drivers forget that they have got glass around them, and spend most of their time at traffic lights rooting around up their nostrils?
They think the traffic lights are disco where they're going to meet a superbooby-longhaired-allears girl and fall instantly inlove!
Why is white wine yellow?
For the same reason that white grapes are green.
Why did they televise "The Black and White Minstrel Show" in colour?
While transported from the TV house to your TV set it warmed up and turned colorish.
Why is web log named after tree?
Because it has lots of branches :rolleyes:
Why do people spend so much time on the Internet?