Pam

What kind of pets would be kept by the PAM, seeing as how she (lives?) in a crypt, when she isn't walking lonely roads in the moonlight...?

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The PAM likes to burn things. *sniff* Is that an Alvin the Chipmunk costume burning?

The PAM probably smells the ends of those pointy sticks she sharpens then hardens in the fire...http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...ne/Barmaid.gif

When returning home the PAM greets his pets in doggy fashion...... by sniffing their rear ends.

They don't call the PAM "Jumping Jack Flash" after the song, you know... http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...Kane/Baldy.gif

When not writing and posting in forums, the PAM is especially found of riding escalators at the mall....always hoping they will go someplace other than the outside the store that sells mothballs.

The PAM wears mothballs as earrings.

The PAM thinks cotton candy is the same as cotton balls. Her Foot care is a shamble! :lol:

Those eyes are awful shifty Asa! http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...Kane/Dawgs.gif

The PAM writes stories which blows readers' minds.

The PAM eats a diet soley consisting of soggy spaghetti topped with grape jelly.

The PAM has some dark, wicked magic powers and somehow got me the flu :mad:

The PAM was still wearing the girly wig that Niamh bestowed upon him, and upon standing in the rain, caught his dreadful cold...

The PAM dyed her eyebrows purple to match her eyes.

The PAM does nothing in the event of nothing happening so nothing continues to happen