they adore Orange, it brings out the color in their eyes..It is funny that they like Orange because..
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they adore Orange, it brings out the color in their eyes..It is funny that they like Orange because..
they really should be hunting at dusk, but often get distracted by the amazing sunsets on the savannah. Speaking of savannahs,
that is the names of the new two headed turtle.....it has a really weird shell because..
both heads can poke in at different times, if they like. Turtles, especially sea turtles are pretty cool because . . .
they avoid contentious discussions with angry astronomers about whether or not Pluto is really a planet; however, the other side of the coin is not so happy: they are also notoriously prone to...
complain about light pollution and global warming. I mean, really, who wants to get chewed out by a sea turtle? That's like . . .
a big insult to the species. They are rather zebracentric though. they tried to fix their narcicism but ended up...
jumping up and down with a big bunny eared hat on their head, singing
"I feel pretty! Oh so pretty!" and so on and so forth, leading me to believe that.....
they had consumed some..."suspicious" substances that led to a mental breakdown of sorts. I took them to a psychiatrist and she prescribed.....
Jelly beans. Lots and lots of jelly beans which was sort of peculiar simply because....
the sugar would make them act out more. To the point that...
all they wanted to do was consume microwave burritos, listen to "Stairway to Heaven" and say "dude"... which lasted just long enough to...
drive their parents insane. They were kicked out of the house and forced to go.....
drive their parents insane. They were kicked out of the house and forced to go live with amish people; learning to churn butter properly they returned...
via horseback to their homes to discover that in their absence a most unexpected thing had happened: