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Would Queen Victoria Marry George Washington?
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Dotty Dotty Samuel Morsey Dotty Dotty It's His Theme Sone (I don't know the guy actually :P)
Would Queen Victoria Marry George Washington?
Probably not, since both have shuffled off this mortal coil, gone to meet their maker, dead, deceased, snuffed it, ceased to be, gone to join the Choir Invisible, become an ex-prime minister and an even more ex Monarch. Tends to cramp the style somewhat.
What does it say about Prince Albert's Teutonic superiority that he succumbed to an iffy drain in Hackney?
That he is a royal pain in the butt
Would you love Westerns if the British were in them too?
They'd be brilliant. "I say, old boy, kindly dismount from your equine quadruped and drink your milk!" "The jolly old heck I would, Mr Kincaid, old chap!" "The Good, the Bad and the Really Not Terribly Attractive, all things considered, what?" "The Bunfight at the 'Good Show' Corrall"
Are America and Britain really divided by a common language, as Churchill reckoned?
The colourful language indeed or shall I state colorful old chap or old boy/man
Would Thursday Next Of Jasper Fford novels have an Bangali/Indian version?
Bollywood are working on it as we speak!
Why are nearly alll the Indian restaurants in England actually Pakistani, Bangladeshi or Kashmiri?
Because they all want to be Indian. Duh. :]
Why are people looking for Waldo? (As in Where's Waldo or Where's Wally in some places.)
Because nobody wants to be called Wally, so if we find him, he can't be us!
Why would a Pakistani want to be thought of as an Indian?
So they can say they're the real Slim Shady.
Why is it that every scary movie has a naughty scene?
Because Of The Great Divide that Androgyny protests
Scary movies have naughty scenes that are too scary to be kinky :D
Would Ironman marry Elizabeth I?
NO - the Iron Lady was Margaret Thatcher, and that was the ony way there would have been a magnetic attraction. There is now a magnetic attraction between me and my bed. See you guys on the morrow, if I haven't got any work to do! Nos da!
Sleep Well Dafyd :D
Are sleeping pills valid if you are asleep?
Sorry, I missed that one, I was asleep. Seriously, I was in an army hospital once, and the woke this poor bloke up, just to give him a sleeping tablet.
What gave Quasimodo the hump?
Slumping against the wall dog tired after ringing those bleeping bells
What made The Phantom of the Opera so ugly?
He found out that he'd been cast in another Lloyd-Webber show.
If people complain that they are short sighted, yet they can still see the moon, where does the problem lie?