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thanks toni, killing me with my grand children, well
my dad storms in, ripping out the plug of my computer telling me to go to sleep, and since every litnetter i sliving in my computer, they all die sorry guy, aw'peihfao;sdf;abdg;aoro no dad please
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhh
l/seihto;fg awergf
Bakiryu, who happily wasn't in the computer, RETURNS and since everybody including X is dead Bakiryu decides just to have fun practicing with his samurai-ninja warrior subordinates!
B is for Bakiryu, battered by baracudas.
Kathy went to the Pirates Ship with Johnny Depp and was extremely starstruck and didn't realize the Kraken grabbed her and now she is doomed in the Davy Jones' Locker:( ahoy kathy, arg:lol:
"Don't worry" Said the Cat to Toni,
"I will not let you fall,
"I will hold you up high--
"HOLY TOLEDO! NIAGRIA FALLS!"
NEWS FLASH: Warrior Maiden drowned by carelessness of a strange Cat in a Hat who was helping her cross the Niagria river. Both went over the falls. Of the Cat only the hat was found, and it had a katana slash in it.
On the 10 pm news: "Masked man found dead. Or pressumed so, only his fedora was found and pinned to it was a note with only a letter.
This letter was B
one day bakiryu woke up and realized he himself was popular, loved by all the women, then died of shock after realizing that he had stereotyped himself and was drunk and high both at the same time, with a pregnant cheerleader crying in his ear for child support for his 20 children, he died of shock
Hah! I love it...Quote:
Originally Posted by the silent x
One stormy night, the stormiest of nights...a young assassin lurked in the shadows, waiting for his mark to show up. All of the sudden...darts of poison flew from an unknown shadow and struck down the assassin...the only known thing of the killer was a Mexican Rose pinned to the deceased.
the assassin that is dead was naught but a dummy, for who can see an assassin on a drak and stormy night? not even the assassin can see himself on such a night, the real assassin was awaiting his mark in the shadows, and when the mark placed the rose, it forgot to look under the mask. the mark was dead before it drew a final breath after the laying of the rose. a true assassin leaves no trace, taking the body of the mark as evidence for payment, he left the decoy so police would let down their guard, and lessen security, knowing that x was "dead"
The dark assasin was found dead this time with a note pinned to his mask "None may STEREOTYPE ME! NONE!" the signature was sinply a red dragon
Bakiryu explodes in a shower of anti-stereotype bits... Courtesy of a plastic explosive hidden in his food. A mark is placed over the site of the explosion- a tear, and a play by Arthur Miller.
Loman drowns in a river of his own tears after watching Free Willy.
Breaking News: Dateline, Chicago: The body of a pale young man dressed in what is best described as black "gender-neutral" clothing, with a black full length leather duster was found in Resurrection Cemetery. Although the coroner has declared the youth to be "somewhere in the late teens, early twenties at most", he also gave cause of death as "old age." This report is confused to the max by the conflicting evidence, but notes that the body was found not far from the place where the infamous ghost "Resurrection Mary" has appeared for almost a century. If fact, he lay on her grave...
http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...mary_dwyer.jpg
(why are you calling me mary?! *sobs*)
Found slaughtered by doc-savage, a man known only as D. whoever has news, please repor!
Baki went to see an extremely hypnotizing warrior's dance and never woke up..:(
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.ya...g/memoirs1.jpg
toni forgot to stop dancing and hypnotized everybody, when she was alone in the world, she killed herself
but since the silent x is as he says "unkillable" and the world was now empty he boarded a rocket ship to see other planets. But even X could not survive the might of a black hole which tore in into itsy bitsy x bits.
one black holes can't tear somethign apart, they only crush until you're an atom in size, even that is controversial, because a blackhole may be a wormhole we can't see the end of,
amazed at his own stupidity, bakiryu felt another personality form inside him, that other personality took over an arm and disgusted that it was in a body that was utterly stupid, killed the body that was ryu
i see you changed your avatar ryu, i think the other one did more justice to emos, this one has a white backrground and a white shirt on, you might want to mess with the colors a bit in paint or photoshop
Angry at the person who caled him stupid an unseen ninja slipped a strange floral poison into his drink. As he left there only remained a masked corpse and the scent of violets.
(Yeah, but the Ville Valo Avatar was getting boring, I'm trying to find something cooler now, X)
this one is mcuh better, if you want, i can try to make you one with photoshop
drinking the poison only allowed the silent x to be spread into each one of the five elements (normally there's four, but which one would lightning go under) earth, water, wind, fire, lightning/electrcity. wiht all of this power at X's control, he made a body with which to move abolut the world in. none can escape his power now,
bakiryu was running to his/his parents car on a stormy day when a lightning bolt struck him dead.
(Thank you, sure go ahead.)
But X forgot about Bakiryu's faithful ninja minions, who at the last time threw themselves and save 'Ryu from the wrath of the skies. Angry at the lost of his minions Bakiryu first decided to get new ones and swore a dark vendetta against x.
while taking a shower, the water somehow threw itself into ryu's throat and down into his lungs, causing him to drown.
http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u...1391/ninja.gif
After purchasing an ipod to compliment himself for his wit somehow the silent x became entangled in the cord and starved to dead.
remember, ryu, i am made of the elements because of that poison you slipped me, that copy of X turns into dust and is recreated and reads a note left on the ipod, done to you by ryu, thus, when X confronts ryu, publicly, during school hours, htey engage in a massive battle, started by both at the same time, ryu has his ninja's attack X, but all the lights in the school go out, then bolts of electricity come down and strike down every ninja ryu has, hten they strike down ryu himself
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"Curses, I need new hardy ninjas! Robots perhaps?" and so Bakiryu set to building robbott ninja's while X decided to take a vacation before they go back to killing each other. again.
http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u...ohma/ninja.png, bye, bye
good idea, have a robot build another robot until you have a millio of them, then you could have those robots build a factory that would keep on building ninja defeating robots, (i'm giving up on tellign everybody i'm an assassin, what's the difference anywway, i don't know) that way, you and i could chill, talk about ways to kill each other. find loop holes in the ways we're gonna kill each other, then get drunk every night like there's no tomorrow, we're on vacation right?
ok, i've also given into my bro who likes anime, what village is that white rose person from
I've no idea, i found it on photobucket! What anime does your bro watch?
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Do I still have to write how to kill you? *confused*
no man, we're on vacation for a while, i'm thinking give it a week,
if you still have to kill me say somethin stupid, don't strain yourself,
he watches everything i think, he got me into naruto, and i'm on 209 from my computer, if i con't see all of a tv series it makes me angry so i wait until the entire series is online and watch it there
(Naruto is great, have you tried Bleach?)
X was depressed because of all his killings and decided to kill himself.
nope, not yet, i finish one thing then move on to the others
ryu waited for X to kill himself and died of old age
Disgusted at the boring back and forth dialog, Weep calls on the power of God to trigger the apocalypse. And all perished, and lived happily ever after.
but god, angry at Weep for having made the apocalipse come earlier than planned, sends him spiraling down into hell, where he dies of smoke inhalation!
Aw, dang. Guess I'll cancel my tickets for that concert by the pearly gates (why the heck are those there? Does Heaven have a problem with pool hoppers?!?)
idk, but if u don't want those tickets for that concert by the pearly gates, can i have them then?
oh no, we have civilians in the crossfire, changing targets
smartgirl, mewbie that she is was so amazed at how large this website is, she unplugged her computer and became dead in cyberspace
poor me!
smartgirl, alas, was too smart for own good and after reading the dictionary in czech, bulgarian and transilvanian her brain grew too big for her head and BOOM! exploded!
i don't think that would happen, I'm a blonde! lol
what smartgirl! Aren't you going to write my death?! Suffer my wrath, my ninjas shall KILL YOU!!!
gO ninjas!!!!: http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u...adisappear.gifhttp://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u...adisappear.gifhttp://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u...adisappear.gif
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oh, I suppose.
seeing, as Bakiryu was too busy gathering ninjas to kill me, she failed to recognize that one of her own ninjas had betrayed her. He snuck inside inside her room, and killed her!