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There's a condition among people of color called "piebald", rare, but it does happen. Michael Jackson claims it's why he had his skin bleached. Any bids on the Brooklyn Bridge? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...lies/smart.gif
What use is one glove, anyhow?
it is unique in that it separates one from the others...it glows, it sparkles, it walks on it's own...unlike some of the others who wear two in an unseemingly ordinary sort of way
Why do steering wheels appear on the passenger side in countries outside of the US of A?
Because they make it the right way for the right people and the wrong way for them selves
Is the correct answer always correct?
Yes, except in Germany.
Why is there gravity?
So people can laugh when I fall down.
How can people feel colors?
By dipping their fingers into different colours of paint.
Where is the edge of the universe?
Just over there round the corner a bitty.
Why are green peppers just as tasty as red peppers?
Because they're complementary colors or some such. Plus green's better.
Why is America so culturally insensitive?
Ummmm, because America is the melting pot and there are lots of different people in America so naturally, people get confused and it's just easier to assimilate and adopt the same idealogy. The only problem is that it's also ingrained into us that freedom is good and individuality matters and with all the conflicting messages we get confused and have brain spasms.....Quote:
Originally Posted by Misscaroline
Why are run on sentences so fun?
Because it makes one feel powerful to be able to laugh in the face of the rules of punctuation.
Why can't I overcome my LitNet addiction?
Because you're an addict.
Does it really take one to know one?
You should already know! http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...chacha_big.gif
Does saying something really make it so? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...ilies/dumb.gif
I am fit, sexy, brilliant and rich. I am fit, sexy, brilliant and rich. I am fit, sexy, brilliant and rich.
Nope...apparently saying a thing does NOT make it so. :bawling:
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Not a whole lot....:sick:
How do we know what we know? And Why?
I don't know that I KNOW anything.....I think a lot of stuff; but can't prove anything.
Where can I get the best Philly Cheesesteak; outside of Philly?
My favorite place NYC!
Where can I go where I am sure I won't run into anyone I know??
come to my neck of the woods.....you probably wont run into anyone...at all...period. (why don't you want to see anyone you know? got something to hide?)
What goes best with a good detective novel? Red or white wine?
Red wine!!!!
Its rich and dark... White wine is for Summer...very light...
(maybe, maybe not:))
What is better Bourbon or Beer?
Bourbon.... gives me that warm-fuzzy feeling without having to pee every 3 minutes.
Take-out tonight!! Chinese or Italian?
Chinese!!!
Chocolate Cake or Chocolate Chip Cookies???
I am one of those rare individuals that does NOT like chocolate.
(I can hear all of the girls on this site shrieking in horror)
So I'll go with cookies since I can eat around the chips.
Why can't I catch any fish today?
Because you are on the computer!!!
( And yes, I shriek in horror at your not liking Chocolate!)
Why can't I fly?
only because you said you can't...
why does the wind blow?
because it can only whistle.
How big is too big?
why is mother female?
cuz daddy can't get preggers...but yet there was that movie with arnold...scary thought...whose yr daddy takes on a whole new meaning...
why is an avocado green?
Because it isn't Brown......
Why is rain wet?
if it wasn't than it'd be....the sun (! i tried my best!)
why don't boy have periods? its not fair!
because you ladies make us suffer enough when you menstruate.
(you think menstruation is bad.....just wait for menopause!)
When is dinner going to be ready?
when your done cooking it.
why can't i remember things?
(i had a good question but i forgot it)
because your mom taught you that remembering is bad for the soul.
How do you dry a wet t-shirt?
Using the flash bulb on your camera repeatedly.
(BAD BOY, BIB ..... this is a family site!)
How did your t-shirt get wet in the first place?
Ah ....... i like to wash things. It is fun.
Why do people marry?
it's all about the ring..yeah baby....seriously, i like to think it has to do with a lasting love, commitment, children...and the biggie...through the fire, till death do us part...tho today, i don't know very many married couples who stick it out for very long...
why is there pain in childbirth?
Because it prepares you for what is to come....teenagers!!!!
Why don't people live forever if they want to???
the worms need food
Why is ice cold?
Because if it were hot we wouldn't have vodka on the rocks anymore .....Quote:
Originally Posted by kilted exile
Why do we sigh?
To disguise the noise coming out behind out backside. :-)
Why do some websites ask you to verify these numbers that you see? If you couldn't see or read you wouldn't have got that far!
that's just a typing test --- it's a study being conducted by the STC to see how the typical internet user interacts with and uses the Site in question....
(you said give a stupid answer, not the right one)
Why is not okay to just look the way you look? Why is socially acceptable to shave, and have your hair color and spend lots of money on make-up and clothes and moisturizer etc?
Your mama.
Do you believe in the tooth fairy?