King of the hill

I'm not scraggy! How dare you acusse me of that.

The fungi finally make the turnip brain of Jay fall apart. No longer able to think, she sits down and stares in the distance, drooling. :p
I walk up the hill, give her a napkin, but she doesn't notice. I put her in a padded cell, and sit down on the ever present throne, fit for a true king, ME! :D

My hill.

Aimus, who is wedged in the throne, has the hill :p

Getting frienly with my turnip fungi, I work on a masterplan to overthrow Aimus (translation: how to get Aimus's butt loose :p). In my fungi charged mind, I can already see the fungi-infested neurones hard at work, I follow the way of the synapses until I can see the whole picture. Oil. Lots of oil. I go oil-hunting (not JR Ewing kinda ;)) and when I have enough, I dump the load on Aimus, whose butt's freed from the throne but look! Aimus keeps sliding! And would you be surprised to hear that he's sliding all the way down MY hill? :D

I call for some workers to have the oil trail removed (wouldn't want to follow that close after Aimus, would I? ;)) and reclaim (yet again) MY HILL!

Jay the butt obsessed has the hill. :p

All Oiled up, I decide it is time for some turkish Oil Wrestling. Jay tries as she can, but the oil prevents her from getting any grip on me. I however, have no problem with my grip, and after a few seconds Jay is flying down the hill. I sit down in the bigger throne, instead of the shrunken throne. I rest comfortably, enjoying the scenery.

My hill! :D

Aimus the throne obsessed has the hill.

After getting oil-free, I make my way all the way to the top of the hill where the throne obsessed individual is sitting in his throne. Being by now very familiar with god modding on this thread, I make full use of that knowledge and, out of thin air, pull a lever. Apparently, Aimus's throne was put on top of a trap door and when I puller the lever, the trap door opened. Let's see where it's landed Aimus, the throne obsessed :p

MY hill :p

Jay the God-modding junky has the hill. ;)

Being no fool, I quickly ensured that there is an opening at other end of the trapdoor. And what a surprise, a window opens just above Jay. The Throne crushes her. She was fooled by her own device. Such poor planning. It must be the turnip brain.:p

My hill! :D

Aimus has the hill,
I cleverly steal his "I support holland flag" and run away with it, forcing him to abandon the hill, whereupon i ditch it, and run back.

My hill!

Chava has the hill.

I give her a good poetry book to read and she gets absorbed in it, while I take my Hill.

Pensive's Hill!

Pensive has the hill
I distract her with my patented "let me pull a lemming out of my shoe" trick.
Boy is she ever distracted! So utterly distracted is she that now le hill is ...

MINE!

Kathy has the hill.

I tell her of another lemming hidden deep in the Mines of Moriah, and she runs off with a thousand Beloc Dwarrows to make the one she showed Pensie a pair.

My hill, and (in it) my mines of Hebronium Nitrate.

Mil's Hill

I tell him the "i" and "l" police are looking for him, Mil goes running to hide.

My Hill.

Papaya's hill

I tell her Stan is waiting at the bottom in a fancy car with roses just for her, to take her on a date to the most fashionable and elegant resturant in town, which happens to be Papaya's favorite. after spending 15 minutes reapplying make up and changing her outfit several times, she leaves in a flurry.

My hill

Rj's hill

A big time producer owes me a favour, I tell him to go up the hill and tell RJ that they are starting a new CSI:Litnet. Since she is such a good observer, they want her to play the main part in it. She falls for it, and I am free to take back the hill.

My Hill.

Aimus's hill

I throw a rock that knocks Aimus out.

My Hill

Papaya has the hill

OW! What's with all the violence, can't we all coexist peacefully? :)
...
..
.
Ha! Who am I kidding. I eviscerate Papaya, and take back the hill. :D

My hill! :)

Aimus has the hill.

He gets entagled in Papaya's guts and falls off the hill (talk about post-mortem revenge ;))

MY hill!

Jay has the hill

The guts are gutty, but not gutty enough to hold me long. I turn on my laptop and turn off the pop-up blocker on my browser, making Jay dissappear. :)

My hill!

Aimus had the hill,
I dropped a very large anvil,

Now it's a stained hill, but it's mine...

Chava's Hill
I conjure the anvil wearing ghost of Aimus and she runs away in fear.
My hill!

Kathy's hill

The ghost revolts, and turns Kathy into a zombie that breaks down due to a lack of brains. :p

even ghosts have hills, and this one is mine!

Aimus's ghosts hill

Ok, ghosts are creepy but I reckon I know how to get rid of this one. If I remember correctly its garlic for vampires, silver for lycanthropes.......and cows for Aimii. So I lead a bunch of highland cattle up to the top of

My Hill.

Kilted has the hill.

Unfortunatelly, the highland cattle get too scared of the Aimus ghost, they turn around and kill Kilted in the stampede. RIP, Kilted :p *burns down Kilted's remains and throws some rock salt around to ensure there won't be a Kilted ghost* :p

My hill! :D

Jay has the hill.

What nobody knows is that Aimus is now a real farmer, and learned how to milk cows! Yes that is true, I got the diploma to prove it :) I milk all the highland cows, and drink half the milk to help me regain my form.

Now that I am once more human, I forcefeed the other half of the milk to Jay. Since she is not used to such large quantities of milk, it pours out of her nose eyes and ears. This leaves her a bit drained, and I take back what is mine.

My hill! heehee :)

Aimus has the hill.

Hmmm, milk, yummy :p. After I drink what's been so negligently spillt, I glare at Aimus for making me spill my milk and after reminding him that there actually were bulls in the herd, dress him all in red and promenade him in front of the herd. Do you think Aimus can run that fast? I don't! :D

My hill!

jay's hill

I bring a shiney new bicycle up the hill and give it to Jay, she rides off into the sunset.

My Hill.

Papaya's Hill

I quickly shout out that I know where the Islets of Langerhans are, and that there is a map waiting for Papayahed at the bottom of the hill. Papayahed gasps in pleasure and immediately runs down the hill, totally enraptured in the atlas I oh-so-thoughtfully brought. . . .
Hyacinth's Hill

Hyacinth has the hill

I tell her about a horse show, and she immediately decides to go, and quickly leaves. She will not be back soon. :brow:

My hill

Piglet's Hill

Hyacinth returns from her horse show ready to chew nails. Piglet goes in search of music to soothe this obviously savage beast, and Hyacinth climbs up -

My hill

Hyacinth's hill

Hyacinth suddenly develops an allergy to a specific flower, and tries desperately to flee from herself.

My hill

Chavas hill.

We call Chuck Norris to take the hill from Chava and give it to us. He agrees.

Now beat that one. (as we all know, Chuck Norris is unbeatable)

Our hill!

Taliesin has the hill, which he no longer will have.

I call Filtch from the Hogwarts and tell him that Taliesin, the crow boy has stolen Mrs. Norris from him. Filtch gets angry and takes Taliesin to the spirit of Dumbledore while I, quietly runs away with my very own hill!

My Hill! Oh yeah, Pensive's Hill!

Pensive's Hill
As Pensive sits glorying in the triumph over Taliesin, I quickly inform her that while she was busy enjoying the hill, Neverland has come under attack. Startled out of complacency, Pensive rushes to the aid of Peter Pan . . .
My Hill

Hyacinth Girl has the hill.

When she wakes up, Hyacinth Girl is not happy to discover that it was all a dream and so Pensive is still having her hill.

Pensive's Hill! Of course who else's?

Penseive's hill,

I solemnly raise a shotgun, as her national anthem plays...You see, it's bird shooting season.
Penseive dissapears in a puff of feathers

My hill

Chava think that she has got the hill.

Actually she has encountered Pensieve, not Pensive so the one hill she is having is the fake one. Pensive remains with her very own hill.

Pensive's Hill!

Pen has the hill.

I tell Pen I spotted some ravage bird watchers heading this way, Pensive flys off.

Papaya's Hill

Papaya's hill,

Wait, I love papaya! Living in the tropics does that to you... So i attempt to eat papays, but as i lower my carving knife, she makes a "run" for it and roles down the hill.
So i settle for mango.

My hill

Chava's hill

I disguise my piglets as salespigs, and they go tell Chava all about the next poster prediction thread. She immediately runs off to go look at it, so...

My Hill

Piglet's hill

I wander up to Piglet's Hill and inform her that there is an absolutely lovely mudpit about 300 yards off. A nice mudpack facial sounds fabulous to Piglet, and she sashays off in order to have a little spa time. . .
Hyacinth's Hill

Hyacinths hill..

Oh bugger, i happened to be trimming the hill with my lawnmower...well well, will make a fine fertilizer in my compost.

My hill

Chava has the hill

Some people deserve to have it, not Chava though. It's mine, and I armwrestle her for it. :D

Victory!

My hill!