my apologies, Hyacinth Girl. ahem: the PAM is an evil purple sheep. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Hyacinth Girl
the PAM is a victorian lemon . . . if we're talking about avatars.
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my apologies, Hyacinth Girl. ahem: the PAM is an evil purple sheep. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Hyacinth Girl
the PAM is a victorian lemon . . . if we're talking about avatars.
The PAM is fat.
The Pam runs on biological energy. Due to the inefficiency of her internal workings she also suffers from high levels of flatulence.
The PAM wears white shoes after labor day.
okay, one thing . . . can we please not insult like that on this thread? it's supposed to be all for fun (unless being called a turnip lover really IS a killing insult . . . in which case i've definitely missed something : ); but stuff like that can actually be really hurtful . . . sorry of being really nya. . .Quote:
Originally Posted by shinigami
the PAM is a cookie-monster inspired papaya with floral decorating.
The PAM is inordinately fond of turnips and assorted other vegetables used to torment innocent children
Edit: Too Slow: The PAM is half-plant
The PAM edits wantonly.
The PAM has a red nose
the PAM knows little about vegetable-inspired torment . . it's the asparagus that are the fun bit. the PAM does, however, know an inordinate amount about llamas.
I do not know why the pam isn't using her brain, it looks brand new to me.
Whereas I know why the PAM isn't using his brain... ;)
It's all over the hill! :D
It still beats having a turnip for a brain, like the PAM.
At least my turnip is intact :p
Sure it is, I especially like the fungi growing on it. It is obviously well past the conservation date. :p
But not past the best before date! :p
The PAM finally realized I am to good to be insulted. She however is still a pretentious hillologist without any clear understanding of the hill science. :D
I wouldn't exactly say 'too good to be insulted' but who am I to trash your dreams :p
At least my dreams are about something, yours are like trash itself. :p
The PAM always dreams of trash! HA! Take that! :lol:
The PAM likes to trash other people's dreams ;) (see how evil you are? :p)
That's a compliment :brow:
The PAM takes a different approach to evil. She gives little children icecream, and then steals it back and licks it herself. (you have to remember she is not that smart, and doesn't understand she doesn't have to buy the icecream first.:p)
At least I share with the kids ;)
The PAM would never share with the kids :p
Again with the compliments, I'm beginning to think you want something from me. :D
The PAM is really liked by children, when she is not around! :p
The PAM once won a jumping contest in Calavaras County, California. :lol:
I know I'm a well travelled frog, but I'm sure you are mistaken, I have never been to california before. It could be one of my cousings :)
The PAM's memory is not what it used to be, mistaking me for some other frog, tsk tsk tsk. :D
When, obvisouly, the PAM is an octopus :p
Hehe, you insist on complimenting me don't you, you flatterer. :p
Is it working? :p
No, I am impervious to compliments. :lol:
But I am not heartless, as you will notice soon enough. You however, have yet to grasp the concept of the heartbeat.
I've seen Ditry Dancing, I know what hearbeat is :p
The PAM is an evil dictator.
Awww, stop it, you'll make me blush. ;)
The PAM has seen dirty dancing :lol:
PAM enjoyed Havana Nights. :eek:
The PAM takes ballet lessons.
PAM lacks the necessary flexibility.
the PAM is a break dancer, which is the reason he has taken up archery (it's less destructive than his dancing)
The PAM has a favorite perfume she wears, it is called "scent of a wet dog". Nice, mir! Or should I say "woof woof"! :p
The PAM wears peanut butter and garlic pickle deodorant and cigarette scented sunscreen.
The PAM evidently has a significant cranial problem which forces him from the LitNet unexpectedly.
That's a very good one. :thumbs_upQuote:
Originally Posted by kathycf
The PAM has a constant runny nose which he wipes on his shirt sleeves.
The PAM gets the stuffing beat out of him by sheepdogs! :lol: