(if ever you sounded English it is in that statement)
said I'd pay, but.....
I lied.
Don'e think I wasn't paying attention when you went and said...
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(if ever you sounded English it is in that statement)
said I'd pay, but.....
I lied.
Don'e think I wasn't paying attention when you went and said...
Whatya talking about willis!!!
Every Day i..........
...wake up to the taped sound from my alarm clock of some vomiting.
sleep has always....
made me a little less tired.
My walls remind me of.......
...your walls; this makes me feel closer to you even when we're apart.
God's turban and tutu! What the dickens do you think you're ...
My walls remind me of all the good partys at the house!
when i feel the wind in my face i remember....
...not to put my face near your backside when you've been eating beans. :lol:
Long live ...
Queen Rachel.
Now would be a great time for a long.......
...nap
jajaja good one Xamons! :lol:
If i could have a wish come true i would wish for...
.. more wishes, naturally.
You haven't ...
Thanks chef.
... answered my question so now I have another; what was it I asked exactly?
Pokemons make excellent ...
...shish-kebabs.
Pokémon cards serve well as...
...toilet paper. What's a pokemon?
Your cell phone doesn't....
...grow money to pay its bills- quote from MY DAD :D
Five cents can be useful…
...to determine whether to have the chicken or fish. Not much else.
Between heads and tails...
... there's a lot of juicy kitten! :lol:
Please don't put me in the ...
(haha that was a funny one Xamonas)
closet because there just isn't enough light in there to read.
When I see a red light I............
quietly curse.
The best way to organize..
is alphabetically,except start with the letter U and end with the letter C and dont worry about the letters in between.
Life reminds me of..............
... penguins - don't ask!
Luckily, I had my swiss army knife, so I ...
...was able to build a nice sports car out of an old milkcan and a small hose. To bad about the flat tyre.
Speed is...
...the best thing when you are in a car race!!! :D
if i could be an animal i would be...
... making a billion on Wall Street.
Spitting is not ...
permissible in front of others,unless you happen to dislike that person.
What really drives me crazy is............
that sometimes i am looking for something i have in my hand! :rage: kinda dumb :lol:
if i won the lottery...
all my reliatives would come crawling out off the woodwork like cockroaches!
If you see her...
:lol:
....Run away as fast as you can
Pichu are....
tell her that i miss her.
why be sad when i can...
be miserable.
If I had one day to live I would...............
... seek to live longer than that day.
Doctors offices are...
...smelly
do my homework or....
Your father's right! ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by chef
...or my teacher will spank me.
Cara mia...
...que envejece con el tiempo. (sabes hablar español?)
go camping or...
... bath in limburgher (sp?) cheese. Either way, you'll probably smell afterwards.
Fishing is...
a bitter dirge for the little unsuspecting fishees.
Better a bowl of soup and bread in laughter than a banquet......
Not really. I took many years of Spanish in Junior High, High School, and even a semester in college. I can probably read it a little, but speaking it goes right by me.Quote:
Originally Posted by chef
...of roasted rats.
No angel born in hell could...
...be an angel.
If God was here would it mean...
... all us atheists are going to hell?
Beyond the rainbow is a land of...
...PURE HAPPINESS!!!
a lucky penny is a lucky penny because...
...one thinks it is a lucky penny.
Beyond Jupiter is a land of...