If I were a ______, what would you be?

A Username. :)

If I were the letter I, what would you be?

The letter b :)

If I were a word processor, what would you be?

Looking at a vintage Wang

If I were a NASA engineer, what would you be?

Not a NASA engineer

If I were a slob, what would you be?

Oblivious

If I were a beast, what would you be?

a beast master :biggrin5:

If I were a shoe what would you be?

sparkles

If I were a granite vein, what would you be?

plain dirt

If I were dirt, what would you be?

emerging

If I were emerging, what would you be?

awaiting

If I were a sparrow what would you be?

missing something

If I were a porch, what would you be?

a porch swing

If I were a lamp what would you be?

luminous

If I were a lamp shade, what would you be?

shady

If I were a bee what would you be?

honeycombed

If I were a beekeeper, what would you be?