Penguin: the things tuxedo are made out of
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Penguin: the things tuxedo are made out of
IQ:
Err....I dunno....what is it? Can you eat it?
Margarine
Margarine: The substitute that makes you feel fat and depressed knowing you can't eat well
quagmire:
A bog for people who hate short words.
Quintessential
Quintessential: what people use to start disputes on what they engineered as their absolute.
Sun:
A British Newspaper that gets it's name from the fact that it glows and appears every day - much like acne.
Beheading (with apologies to Mark Bastable).
Beheading: an art form very popular during revolutions and might persist today as an inane slogan of revolutionary
bilingual:
Ein Mensch der zwei langues parlez kann.
Furrow
Furrow: the opposite of burrow
Liquor:
That with which it is inadvisable to confuse with liquorice, since either may well cause looseness of the bowels, but only one makes you smile as it happens.
Psitticine
Psitticine: of or pertaining to parrots.
Sports interviewer: Well, John, you're out of the World Cup, you've been revealed as an arrogant, scheming, backstabbing, cheating lowlife scumbag and even your own team mates are disgusted by the spectacle you present. How do you feel?
John Terry: I find I am suffering a frankly psitticine discomfiture.
praxis
Praxis - theoretically, a clinic for dyslexics.
Dormouse
Dormouse - a bungalow with a loft conversion in South Yorkshire dialect.
Pasquinade -
Pasquinade - an ancient drink made by the Romans from the fruit of the pasquin, now extinct, but similar to the loganberry.
Articulated
Pasquinade - a tart concoction of bitter lemon, sage and rue, drizzled over a pulled leg of game and dressed with nettles.
...damn, too slow....
Articulated: characteristic of an argument that rolls over you as if you weren't there. See 'lorry'.
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