If you were a...

I need to modify this key handle...

If you were the key, what door in the castle would you open?

My bedroom, it's one of those rooms that NEEDS a lock, not to keeep people out, but to keep the evils locked in.


If you were a monster, where would you hide?(Under bed, closet, attic, etc.)

Inside your TV. You don't expect it.

If you were a cleaning product, which one would you be?

Hydrogen peroxide...because it works on so many things...

If you were a little girl imagining a kingdom full of imaginary creatures and an imaginary land where there is an imaginary castle, what would it be like?

It would be imaginary and stuff....so awesome!


If you were a three headed dragon with no legs, ten eyes and feathers, where would you go out for dinner? (this is a trick question:lol:)

*I screwed up again :D *

you'd bring me my dinner. Because even though I have no legs, I have wings and can breathe fire. And thus could burn you to a crisp, unless you bring me some foooood.


If you were a vampire, who would you bite (turn) first?

I am too slow...

I would bite the one that I wanted to be my undead queen....

If you were an octopus, would you enjoy the fact that you could justify buying more shoes?

No, too many shoes to tie together.

If you were in a room with a nasty cold, and there's no tissues, and no door out, what would you do?

I'd climb out the window

If you were a cloud changing shape in the sky...what would you start as...what two things would you change into...and then what would finally change into?

I would start out as a choo choo train, then a Narwhal, then a Narwhal beating up a unicorn, and then an exclamation mark.

If you were a mammal, what would it be? (Can't say human :p )

A bear.


If you were an Oscar Meir Weiner, what would your name be?

Chuck Norris.

If you had no idea about what ^ just said, what would you have said to that question?

I quite honestly don't know. It was on of those type then think things.



If you were a band, what music would you play?(METAL!!!)