Because the Ice Cream industry is trying to promote a more collective way of society and not individualistic ice cream cake eating :p
Why do countries have flags?
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Because the Ice Cream industry is trying to promote a more collective way of society and not individualistic ice cream cake eating :p
Why do countries have flags?
Modesty requires at least enough for loincloths... :rolleyes:
Why do people fight so hard to take people's land, then do nothing with it anyway?
Because the Ailens, when they come, will need a large amount of wasteland for parking. Because of this, it would be financially lucrative to have a lot of land, cause lets face it; the hourly parking charge on a spaceship would be murder on the wallet.
Do you like Aliens?
uh . . . who DOESN'T like aliens?? :D especially since there are so many nice ones on this forum. :wink:
bleh . .. if your body uses more energy up when you're sick, why are you never hungry then???
Because eating requires energy. :p
Why is the rum ALWAYS gone??
Because the fairies use it in their cooking. :p
Why is the word "why" spelt W-H-Y?
Because Nintendo had dips on "W-I-I." Hey, Miss Darcy!! :wave:
Why is the PS3 so awful?
Because, against Mr Robin Hood's wishes, it...is simply awful! :D
'Lo Robin. ;)
Why do people play computer games?
Because computer games only like play and dont have the attention span for work or meaningful discussions :p
How does the heart pump blood?
because hemo-goblins are very good workers. :p
Why are all electronic games great until you buy them??
Because Sony, being the tyranical monsters of the electronic entatainment industry, are working in cooperation with the aliens for a total interglact monopoly the likes of which could challenge the grand daddy of all companies: Microsoft.
Why do the children of the night request help from the angle of evil in their search for the Blacklight?
Because they saw someone else do the same on TV
Why does NASA exist?
To fake pictures of moon landings and outerspace stuff in general.
Why are starfish shaped like a star?
Because they aspire to suceed in the movie business
Why does pizza have crust?
Because if it didn't, it wouldn't be pizza, of course!
What function do barristers serve?