King of the hill

I tell the children that there aint no such thing as faeries, they run away crying with Rachel and Elizabeth following behind.

MY HILL

Kilted Exile has the hill.

I tell the Exile he is too far from his magic kilt - he put on that of an enemy clan instead! - , and he pulls his hat down to his fairy shoes, and shouts, "Children! Rachel! Betheliz! Waits for me!"

After he disappeared into the plaid of nature's far horizons, I ascnded the hill, and tied my shoe on some benben stone or other which he had left behind.

The hill is mine!

Milalil has the hill.

I push him in a puddle and the hill becomes mine!

My Hill!

Pensive has the hill.

I call upon my butler to extend his arm, and display to Pensive a free P. B. & J. sandwhich, and she takes to his arm lika a falcon to its master in the opne, far distant fields!

The hill is mine!

Mililalil has the hill.

I show him a beautiful damsel in distress at the bottom of it. He runs to rescue her.

My beloved hill...!

Elizabeth has the hill.

Robin sees her and presumes that this beautiful damsel needs to be rescued, so he whisks her away, as I, full of surprise, proclaim, "My hill!"

Mil has the hill.

I rob him of his arms and armor, auctioning them off at Sotheby's to the highest bidder and distributing the money to the poor. Left in the buff, he crawls away in shame.

MY HILL!!

Robin has the hill

I contaminate the hills drinking water supply with a psychotropic substance. Robin, after drinking the water goes beserk and runs of in search of all things evil.

I reclaimed that which is rightfully mine, the hill. :D

Aimus has the hill

I wait until he dies of thirst, then push him off the hill and purify the drinking water with a few drops of my magic potion. I begin work on replanting the beautiful gardens.

The hill is MINE!

The piglet has the hill

At mount Olympus, I wake up, wondering how I could possibly die, and shoot a few bolts of lightning down on the hill, the piglet is hit twice, and electrocuted as a result.

Back to the wonders of my hill!

RJ has the hill.

i take the glass bottle of his 'potion' and aim at his face. RJ gets a broken nose and runs away.

MY PRECIOUS HILL!!!!

Amanda_isabel has the hill.

I tell her a rain cloud is coming to mess up her makeup, and she runs through a thousand miles of arid desert to escape.

I reclaim the hill!

Nobody noticed that Amanda took the wrong hill!

I still have my precious hill!

AimusSage certainly missed the fact that I had taken the hill, and sent Amanda to that other hill. He, being nearby to her hill, in Arabia, took its neighbor - but not this one! Tis still in mine possession, no?

I bust our my Super Grover alter ego and come swooping down from the heavens, scaring Mililalil from the hill.


In the name of all thing muppet My Hill