Pam

The PAM chews her toenails.

The PAM mistook me for Riesa.

The PAM talks really loudly on his cell at fine restaurants.

The PAM just has to go on pretending she thinks I look like a girl. Are you old?

(I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings, I was thinking of an old Donovan song)

The PAM has two left feet.

and I'm ancient. :p

The PAM and PAPAM are too quick.

The PAM is funny.

The PAM is funny looking.

The PAM is funny-weird not funny ha-ha. :D

:rage: :mad: :rage:
The PAM is a real delight to remember after opening an old wine cellar again. She always seems so sweet for the first while of freedom and rehabilitation in society.

[By the way, thanks for the kind qualification. I'm sure you're much more recent and fresh than ancient, old, or - what was I saying?]

The PAM is repetitious.

The PAM is not as good at insulting any more - her ideas are all spent on apologies.

The PAM has a booger on their nose.

The PAM wears white shoes after labor day.

On our nose, PAPAM? Do ya got ddoouubbllee vision?
As for you, PAM! Did you remove your socks to bite them nails?