..be able to reach the ceiling
One potato, two.....
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..be able to reach the ceiling
One potato, two.....
side order of fries.
I pulled the plug....
and the plug pulled back.
There's something nasty in...
the woodshed.
Grandma's in red leather.......
,and she's holding a riding crop!
he gradually became...
convinced that all of his teeth had minds of their own and were plotting against each other and against him. That's when he knew he needed to give up the meths.
Did you see the way...
my sister slipped on the throw rug, her head missing the kitchen countertop by mere inches?!!
rubbing his hands together, he cackled...
...and promptly set his hands aflame with friction.
Stick a paper clip into a toaster...
...and you become similar in appearance to Einstein (sp?)
(since mine got skipped) Small people get ahead by...
hopping onto the back of a greyhound dog?
Cross a cow with a........
...with a donkey and you've got a fat ***. (I feel like my rights have been violated)
Outer space should be left to the...
lol
....celebrities; a malfunctioning transporter ought to do it.
Transparency is all that......
a person with celulite should not really indulge in.
If I could have just one wish about my prince charming it would be.......
...that he'd turn into a wicked stepmother at midnight.
Music is best enjoyed when...
... we are able to dance.
You try to be cool but ...