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Thank you Tony Walt.
Here's the next poem:
The Reader & the Poet Waltzing Through the Universe Together
A poem by Wolf Larsen
The reader & the Poet are waltzing together through all the alleyways of the poem
The reader & the Poet are waltzing on the moon together as the space worms eat the sun out of the sky
We’re waltzing past the giant bouncing fruits that are screaming obscenities at all the giant ears in the sky
We’re waltzing through the half-abandoned towns & closed factories of America’s rustbelt
We’re waltzing over & around flying rainbows
We waltz together until we reach the end of the poem
Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
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A Bird Singing a Poem to You
A poem by Wolf Larsen
The reader finds himself on the edge of the universe
Staring off into a horizon filled with top 40 pop songs
Standing on a cliff falling down into Woody Allen’s hilarious brains
And then the Poet pens a tidal wave of imagery that heads straight at the reader
And the reader finds himself drowning in the middle of the poem
And now a beautiful female devil grabs the reader and pulls him down into hell
And now the reader is fornicating beautiful immaculate conception for all eternity in hell
While up in heaven all the born-again Christians are having a protest against sex on earth
And then the Poet hammers the ending of the poem into the reader’s brains
And the Poet walks away into the mushroom clouds of World War III
Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
The Wolf Larsen poetry channel on YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/user/WolfLarsenNaked
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Warning: Do NOT read this if you have a problem with obscenity.
Summertime in the Garden of Love
A poem by Wolf Larsen
To be sung by all the men of Boystown
As naked men are walking around the forest
The birds are singing the most sensuous symphonies
And the neon skyscraper-penises are entangled together all over the sky
And anuses & mouths are growing out of the trees like the most forbidden fruit
And then Julius Caesar jumps out of the bushes
And gives you a speech full of flowers
Before he bends over and shows you his Garden of Eden
Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
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Warning: Do NOT read this if you have a problem with obscenity.
Fall & Summer Having Anal Sex with Each Other
A poem by Wolf Larsen
A phrase of poetry shoots out of your penis and crashes into the moon
And the pieces of the moon falling to the earth become the words in this poem
And then a giant fish swims out of the Statue of Liberty’s vagina
And the giant fish swims through our brains
As it whispers miles & miles of Gothic architecture growing inside of our heads
Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
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Warning: Do NOT read this if you have a problem with obscenity, or if you are very religious.
John F. Kennedy on His Knees Swallowing All My French Impressionism
A poem by Wolf Larsen
As I swim through your testicles
Vagina universes are growing all around me
And opera voices are falling out of all the vagina universes
And all the opera voices are touching me with a neoclassical horny itch
While the corpse of God hanging from a tree
Touches his crotch with violin strokes
And then I roll up all this pornography into a blunt and smoke it
Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
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Warning: Do NOT read this if you have a problem with obscenity.
The Garden of Eden in Your Head
A poem by Wolf Larsen
You fly around & around the sun like a crazy insect
While the saxophone plays endless penises & anuses & mouths
And then you start ****ing & ****ing the moon
And you spurt all your words into the moon
And thousands of miles of poetry begin growing out of the moon
Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
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Warning: Do NOT read this if you have a problem with obscenity, or if you are very religious.
Wolf Larsen Kicking God’s ***
A poem by Wolf Larsen
I punch god in the nose and god’s nose spurts abstract expressionism all over the universe
And now the whole universe is a colorful abstract expressionist canvas
And then I gouge out god’s eyes with my fingers
And god’s two eyes become the sun & the moon in the sky
And then I punch god in the side of the head
And god falls and crashes and splits up into comets & asteroids flying everywhere
And that’s when all of humanity begins the Orgies of Immaculate Conception to celebrate
Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
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You’re Dancing On Two Different Planets At The Same Time
A poem by Wolf Larsen
This line of poetry jumps out of your belly button and frolics with a puppy
This line of poetry is a field of sunflowers
This line of poetry is You & Van Gogh eating a mountain of human ears together
Then the weather flies east
And everyone runs around the sun naked
And now millions of lines of poetry are flying around & around the solar system
And then a giant whale comes and eats the whole solar system
Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
Wolf Larsen reciting poetry on YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/user/WolfLarsenNaked/videos
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Decapitated Human Head Soup
A poem by Wolf Larsen
The buildings grow legs and start running all around us
The dogs & cats start barking & meowing that they want to be eaten
And all the dogs & cats jump into our mouths and we swallow them whole
And then we swallow all the highways & cars and they’re delicious
And the sky is punching the ground over & over again
And the dogs & cats in our stomachs start singing opera to us
And then all the planets in the universe started blowing up
And we take the pieces of the planets and we build giant erotic sculptures with them
And then we all jump back into our mother’s vaginas and we go to sleep
Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
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Warning: Do NOT read this if you have a problem with obscenity.
Delicious Skyscrapers in Cherry Sauce
A poem by Wolf Larsen
Thousands & thousands of you are growing out of the ground and the surrounding buildings
And spaceships are flying out of all the endless mouths of all the thousands of yourselves growing out of everything
And on the spaceships are endless clones of your mother with a pair of tits & a Dick
And all the endless clones of your mother with a pair of tits & a Dick are ****ing all the flying buttholes up the ***
And all the flying buttholes are giving Demopublican & Republicrat political speeches
And then you open up a can of sardines and 6,000 languages jump out
So now you’re building a jagged-schizophrenic-sculpture out of the 6,000 languages
And then you chop yourself up into pieces and turn yourself into a sculpture
Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
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Guillotine Music for a Sunny Day
A poem by Wolf Larsen
The first line of poetry punches the reader in the face
Then a dog ****s millions of universes all over the poem
And the poem dances the waltz with thousands of dogs down the street
As a dozen drunks vomit poetry all over the reader
Then the Poet pulls out his Dick and urinates a line of poetry all over the sky
Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
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Warning: Do NOT read this if you have a problem with obscenity,or if you are very religious.
McDonald’s in India (The Happy Meal Musical Concerto in Big Dick Major)
Played on August 666, 1789 by the Honorary Donald Trump Mentally Insane Orchestra)
Conducted by the Grand Wizard Dixiecrat Joe Biden
A poem by Wolf Larsen
Flying cows are saving the world from space alien jizz
As the Statue of Liberty gives birth to Ronald McDonald the Clown
Then Ronald McDonald the clown ejaculates McDonald’s hamburgers all over the planet Earth
And then the Virgin Mary & Mary Magdalene get married
In a wedding ceremony held in Ronald McDonald’s Balzac
And inside of Ronald McDonald’s Balzac millions of Wolf Larsens are writing this poem together
While Shakespeare gives Ronald McDonald a blow job
And then Ronald McDonald ejaculates all the millions of Wolf Larsens all over the Mona Lisa’s face in Paris
Have a happy blue sky!
Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
Wolf Larsen’s stand-up comedy is very unusual, and is inspired by his own bizarre literature. See for yourself on YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbA...Oi4hsYw/videos
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Warning: Do NOT read this if you have a problem with obscenity, or if you are very religious.
I Invite Everybody to a Poetry Reading in My Balzac
A poem by Wolf Larsen
I begin stabbing & stabbing the English language looking for a poem
I find the poem in the First Lady’s vagina
But then I’m swallowed by thousands of bellybuttons
So I punch Wall Street in the face
I kick Washington DC in the balls
And I **** all the priests & preachers up the ***
Then I masturbate to Igor Stravinsky’s “Rite of Spring”
As I fantasize of revolution
Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
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Wolf Larsen & Shakespeare Planting Sunflowers Inside Van Gogh’s Paintings
A poem by Wolf Larsen
I pull a flower out of this poem and offer it to Shakespeare
Shakespeare accepts my flower with a smile that erupts with the sweet concerto of his voice
And then Shakespeare bends over
And Shakespeare shows me a wondrous cave full of Elizabethan literature growing for all eternity
That’s when My Glorious Pen writes graffiti-art all over the walls of Shakespeare’s cave
And then My Glorious Pan ejaculates all the warm summer days of Chicago into Shakespeare’s love cave
Then Shakespeare & Wolf Larsen embrace each other under a sky dripping with paint & musical notes
And we fall asleep together and wake up inside this poem
And then we have Sunday brunch together
Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
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Warning: Do NOT read this if you have a problem with obscenity.
A Bridge of Sunshine Into Your Head
A poem by Wolf Larsen
William Shakespeare is ejaculating flowers & crickets & house music all over the South Side of Chicago
And now all the surrounding buildings are dancing into outer space
The dancing buildings are a phrase of poetry of graffiti-art of funky high skyscraper-letters flyyyyying through outer space
Meanwhile everybody is doing the immaculate conception around-&-around the planet to the beat of house music
As the space aliens in our Balzacs drink cognac
And now we’re ejaculating the space aliens into the big anus in the middle of the sky
Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
