It IS the heat--and the humidity too!
This time of year, when the air’s as heavy as a Nietzsche tome and it feels like every one of your internal organs is melting, it’s really irritating when somebody thinks it’s the height of wit to ask, “Hot enough for you?” What the h- does that mean? Well, some people actually love the summer, but your average sun-worshiper on the beach never looks as if he or she is having a good time -- squinting, frowning, or trying discreetly to shake the stray bits of sand out of his or her bathing suit. Sunshine is good – don’t get me wrong– without it we’d all starve, if we hadn’t already been frozen to death.
Yet even a genius as savvy as the Bard himself looked a little askance at Old Sol. The speaker of the sonnets was glad that his mistress’s eyes were nothing like the sun. When questioned about his gloomy state, Hamlet confesses, “I am too much in the sun” (I, ii), which, according to Brewer’s, means he has “lost God’s blessing.” A similar observation of this “far inferior state” occurs in King Lear (II,i): “Out of heaven’s benediction comest to the warm sun.”
Hence to the air-conditioned comfort of this week’s quiz in which the questions and answers all pertain to the season in which the northern hemisphere is currently experiencing. Wipe the sweat off your brow, take a sip of an ice-cold beverage, and dive into the quiz which we – so originally! -- call
How I Spent my Summer Vacation
1. Folks have sung this seasonal hit every year since it was first “recorded” in 1250 by John Fornset, a monk at the Reading Abbey. The second line of the ditty is “Lhude sing cuccu!” What’s the famous first line?
2. The script for the 1957 movie The Long, Hot Summer was stitched together from bits and pieces of works by which major American author?
3. “ What is the title of the Gershwin folk opera which features “Summertime” as its signature aria?
4. According to an old saying, what is the crop that typically is “knee-high by the Fourth of July?”
5. The noted historian Barbara Tuchman won the first of her three Pulitzer Prizes in 1962. Name this seminal work recounting the run-up to, the execution, and the far-reaching consequences of World War I.
6. Although the play’s title refers to a winter event, Twelfth Night includes a reference to summer (III, iv) when Olivia tells Malvolio that he’s showing symptoms similar to those found in dogs, thought to have been highly susceptible to rabies at this particular time of year. What is the mental condition to which Olivia refers?
7. A child’s once-in-a-lifetime opportunity is the premise of “All Summer in a Day,” a short story written by which American science fiction and fantasy writer (b. 1920)?
8. For what or whom are the months of July and August named?
9. For centuries, fishing has been a favorite recreational activity, especially in summer. An early authority on the subject remarks that “as for winter fly fishing, it is as useful as an almanac out of date.” Not only did he know every angle of his subject, he evidently lived a long time-- (1593-1683), perhaps as a happy result of his favorite leisure activity. What was the expert’s name and what was the title of his famous guidebook?
10. “He had been for eight years upon a project for extracting sun-beams out of cucumbers which were to be put into vials hermetically sealed and let out to warm the air in raw, inclement summers.” This satiric description appears in The Voyage of Laputa, a section of a larger, extraordinarily famous work. Who was the literary giant who wrote it?
11. Name the major American playwright for whom summer was a recurring setting including Summer and Smoke (1947), Suddenly Last Summer (1958), and Clothes for a Summer Hotel, a 1980 work about F. Scott and Zelda Fitzgerald.
12. Who was the American humorist and entertainer (1879-1935) who once quipped: “I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do today”?
13. And finally, who was the significant British poet (1837-1909) who, in addition to creating poems such as The Garden of Proserpine, asked the urgent question: “What will thou do when the summer is shed?”
Answers
1. “Sumer is icumen in” (“Cuckoo Song”)
2. William Faulkner
3. Porgy and Bess
4. corn
5. The Guns of August
6. Midsummer Madness
7. Ray Bradbury
8. Roman rulers
9. Izaak Walton, The Compleat Angler
10. Jonathan Swift
11. Tennessee Williams
12. Will Rogers
13. Swinburne
Bonus! Bonus! Added 7/16/10, 5:05 pm EDT
This time of year, "There ain't no cure" for what?
Bonus Answer:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItOCOeskC20