Cold Ale - The Blokes' Thread!

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Originally Posted by skib

Must have been pretty bad then? (please pardon my historical ignorance- I have a hard enough time analyzing the present!):redface:

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Could it have something to do with the Jack Daniel's?

Possibly in the past, but as of late the adult indulgences have been few and far between. It may also have something to do with the fact that half the time I am in the mountains cut off from the rest of the world. In all likelihood, it is a combination of things.

Here is the url for the previous boys-only thread:

http://www.online-literature.com/for...hlight=allowed

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Originally Posted by Scheherazade

Here is the url for the previous boys-only thread:

http://www.online-literature.com/for...hlight=allowed

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The very first comment in there after it was started was by me and I asked if I could brng beer. :lol: Some things never change. ;)

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Originally Posted by Virgil

Some things never change. ;)

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Can never decide whether that is a good thing or not! ;)

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Originally Posted by Scheherazade

Can never decide whether that is a good thing or not! ;)

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For better or worse, the basics of men are universal and constant. :D

Curiosity killed the cat - here I am, the cat!

:lol:

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For better or worse, the basics of men are universal and constant

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and say what???
........ummm what exactly are the basics? :lol:

Whose got the beer?

Beer, checking out ladies, and an intimate knowledge of Chuck Norris movies.

higley...you ARE one of the ladies...

Fight Song for the Men of LitNet
by mono

Kindly, gentlemen, of the LitNet, lend me your ears,
Even you, our Creator Admin, and hold up your beers,
For a time has come that we keep our thread alive,
And we, the men of LitNet, will surely survive!

Come Atheist, Virgil, JBI, Brian, and kilted alike,
And bazarov, and Silas, and Taliesen, we can do as we like,
And we can speak in masculine tones that we connive,
For we, the men of LitNet, shall certainly survive!

Come skib, Lokasenna, and crisaor we cannot forget,
And Comedian and Aimus, we can do like we shall never regret,
And librarius and NikolaiI, let us make this our testosterone hive,
Since we, the men of LitNet, can definitely survive!

In other places, we can speak of literature and poetry,
Or of religion, or quotations, and even philosophy;
Here we may collect and let our manlyhood drive,
Hence we, the men of LitNet, do indeed survive!

Let us roar, and boast, and brag of sounds from our orfices,
And fantasize of secretaries working in our offices,
Since our endowed competitiveness cannot let this thread dive,
Because we, the men of LitNet, are to survive!

We can argue and parade of our various sports,
And leave the women to volleyball and tennis courts,
Yet as the very best we can always strive,
But we, the men of LitNet, come here to survive!

So hold up your ales, your lagers, and I’ll have my porter,
Since among we men, we can have no hoarder;
Bless us with a “Cheers!” as we have brought this to life,
For we, the men of LitNet, will of course survive!



*shakes fist in the air, with a vegetarian hotdog in the other hand* :D

Pffft I know some of you boys drink girly cocktails.

Very impressive poem mono, however it seems you feel oppressed by our female presence? Or perhaps--threatened? :D

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Originally Posted by Janine

Curiosity killed the cat - here I am, the cat!

:lol:

and say what???
........ummm what exactly are the basics? :lol:

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If you have to ask, you're not too familiar with men. :lol:

This thread is a ball of laughs. :D

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Originally Posted by higley

Very impressive poem mono, however it seems you feel oppressed by our female presence? Or perhaps--threatened? :D

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Nah, not at all! :lol:
If I ever ended up as one of the members of the Little Rascals, I would have seemed more like Alfalfa than Spanky, Buckwheat, or Stymie - the one who still has an affinity for women, despite co-owning the "He-Man Woman Haters Club." :D

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Originally Posted by mono

Fight Song for the Men of LitNet
by mono

Kindly, gentlemen, of the LitNet, lend me your ears,
Even you, our Creator Admin, and hold up your beers,
For a time has come that we keep our thread alive,
And we, the men of LitNet, will surely survive!

Come Atheist, Virgil, JBI, Brian, and kilted alike,
And bazarov, and Silas, and Taliesen, we can do as we like,
And we can speak in masculine tones that we connive,
For we, the men of LitNet, shall certainly survive!

Come skib, Lokasenna, and crisaor we cannot forget,
And Comedian and Aimus, we can do like we shall never regret,
And librarius and NikolaiI, let us make this our testosterone hive,
Since we, the men of LitNet, can definitely survive!

In other places, we can speak of literature and poetry,
Or of religion, or quotations, and even philosophy;
Here we may collect and let our manlyhood drive,
Hence we, the men of LitNet, do indeed survive!

Let us roar, and boast, and brag of sounds from our orfices,
And fantasize of secretaries working in our offices,
Since our endowed competitiveness cannot let this thread dive,
Because we, the men of LitNet, are to survive!

We can argue and parade of our various sports,
And leave the women to volleyball and tennis courts,
Yet as the very best we can always strive,
But we, the men of LitNet, come here to survive!

So hold up your ales, your lagers, and I’ll have my porter,
Since among we men, we can have no hoarder;
Bless us with a “Cheers!” as we have brought this to life,
For we, the men of LitNet, will of course survive!



*shakes fist in the air, with a vegetarian hotdog in the other hand* :D

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I love it! I'm adopting it as my new theme song for party entries!!:D

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Originally Posted by skib

And on the topic of kids! I hate kids. Kids are crawling/climbing nightmares.

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Never lose sight of that!

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Originally Posted by higley

Beer, checking out ladies, and an intimate knowledge of Chuck Norris movies.

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Chuck Norris?

We're men, not neaderthals!

Chuck Norris really died fifty years ago, but the Grim Reaper is too scared to tell him . . .
sorry. I couldn't resist!


I must say, though, Mrs. Higley has it down pretty close to pat. Kudos! You are close to understanding a mans purpose in life.

It's only Ms. Higley, I don't understand men THAT well.... :D

I apologize!! I feel awful!! I hope I didn't offend too terribly??

Not at all!

Oh good!
I can remove my foot from my mouth now.
Now, gentlemen. What other topic of extraordinary manliness shall we discuss?
1)the hair on our chests
2) our manly vehicle
3) our bench-press maximum
4) our . . . )think of something manly)
5) . . . .

Our fight stories, boxing, martial arts, rugby...
The time I drank a whole litre of vodka, in about 20 minutes, and didn't die. yay! :) although the next morning I wish I did!

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Originally Posted by skib

Now, gentlemen. What other topic of extraordinary manliness shall we discuss?
1)the hair on our chests

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Nah, might embarrass the young fellas

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Originally Posted by skib

2) our manly vehicle

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Hmmm. I could have last year, but since I sold my Falcon, I'm driving the least manly car in the world, a 1300cc Toyota.

Feel free to really upset me by talking V8s.

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Originally Posted by skib

3) our bench-press maximum

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Ah, now you're talking. I never used to do weights, but when I was gardening and lawnmowing - about 20 years back - I once lifted a log that two others oculdn't move between them. Probably about 14kg of it.

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Originally Posted by skib

4) our . . . )think of something manly)

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Sure will!

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Originally Posted by Silas Thorne

Our fight stories, boxing, martial arts, rugby...
The time I drank a whole litre of vodka, in about 20 minutes, and didn't die. yay! :) although the next morning I wish I did!

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Oh don't start that...

I have so many bad stories from years past that we just should not go there!

:D

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Originally Posted by The Atheist

You know you can't. Just face it - men rule.

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women can't pee in the woods? I do it all the time! Well, not standing up, of course.. anyway, when it comes to taking a crap in the woods we're all the same, boys, girls, blokes, men, women ...

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Originally Posted by SleepyWitch

when it comes to taking a crap in the woods we're all the same, boys, girls, blokes, men, women ...

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You might just be my new favourite person in the whole world:lol::lol::lol:

And really, gents, you don't seem to have accomplished much for having five pages of responses here. Where's the nitty gritty man conversation? I don't see many conclusions being drawn or problems being solved the way we do over in the Coffee thread!! :cool:

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Originally Posted by *Classic*Charm*

And really, gents, you don't seem to have accomplished much for having five pages of responses here. Where's the nitty gritty man conversation? I don't see many conclusions being drawn or problems being solved the way we do over in the Coffee thread!! :cool:

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Because we already know the two answer to every question.
A:Boobs
B:Use a bigger hammer

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Originally Posted by kevinthediltz

Because we already know the two answer to every question.
A:Boobs
B:Use a bigger hammer

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Well played;)

*puts on a fake beard and flops into the biggest, manliest chair*

Hey guys. :cool: How 'bout them girls, eh? Heh. *Sip beer* :sick:- I mean, :cool: I've killed a few squirrels in my day, ya know? Yeap.

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Originally Posted by a_little_wisp

*puts on a fake beard and flops into the biggest, manliest chair*

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yeah? My fake beard is longer than yours!!! In fact, I have to tie it up in a man-bun, otherwise it would dangle down so low I couldn't reach my fake b*lls to scratch them!

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Originally Posted by higley

It's only Ms. Higley, I don't understand men THAT well.... :D

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You have no idea what joys await you.

Its seems we have two manly, manly men joining us. Well boys, whats your favorite type of scotch? favorite tool company? And favorite pair of boobs?
Being men like you are I'm sure you will have no problem answering these questions...

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Originally Posted by SleepyWitch

women can't pee in the woods? I do it all the time! Well, not standing up, of course.. anyway, when it comes to taking a crap in the woods we're all the same, boys, girls, blokes, men, women ...

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I hate to say it Sleepywitch but you have just proved that women usually end up talking crap.

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Originally Posted by kevinthediltz

Its seems we have two manly, manly men joining us. Well boys, whats your favorite type of scotch? favorite tool company? And favorite pair of boobs?
Being men like you are I'm sure you will have no problem answering these questions...

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Glenfiddich!
Bosch!
All of them!

Am I a man or what?:brow:

Also, to the other manly-men around, my fake back hair is longer than all of your fake beards put together! :brow:

(<--- new manly avatar)


*Spits, in a manly way.* Well, Kev. I'm a Glenlivet gir- guy myself. Ermm.. I'm not too picky about my tools, ya know - because with tools, it kinda all depends on the man usin' 'em, you know? HEH HEH, if you get my drift - HEH.

Best, erm - *hastily flips through blog* - Bodacious Tatas:

http://www.mathies.com/blog/scarlett_johansson3.jpg

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Originally Posted by *Classic*Charm*

And really, gents, you don't seem to have accomplished much for having five pages of responses here. Where's the nitty gritty man conversation?

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Well, at this stage, we're struggling to get rid of the women so we can have some nitty gritty manly conversation.

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Originally Posted by *Classic*Charm*

I don't see many conclusions being drawn or problems being solved the way we do over in the Coffee thread!! :cool:

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Conclusions? Problem solving?

We're men, dammit - we don't have a thread to solve problems or draw conclusions; that stuff's in philosophy, which has already been covered by Mr Python.

Get thee back to the coffee thread!

There must be an axiom in this thread somewhere - half the females on the board have posted in it already.

They love us so much, they just can't leave us alone!

:D

Classic, you're a much better man than I am.

But I'm STILL A MAN. (Which, Kevin, makes our internet relationship somewhat more complicated, I'm sorry.)

What females you talkin' 'bout, Atheist? Eh?

Yes,that must be true! ;)

Just saw 'Best, erm - *hastily flips through blog* - Bodacious Tatas: '
hehemhem clearing my throat... :)

Classic, you're a much better man than I am.

But I'm STILL A MAN. (Which, Kevin, makes our internet relationship somewhat more complicated, I'm sorry.)

What females you talkin' 'bout, Atheist? Eh?

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Originally Posted by a_little_wisp

But I'm STILL A MAN. (Which, Kevin, makes our internet relationship somewhat more complicated, I'm sorry.)

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Is there something we need to talk about, dear?

Oh, good boob choice. :lol:

(Oh wow, it posted twice! o_o)

Nah, nah, Kev'. S'all good. EH HEM. later, later!

... Dude, it's kinda hard to be a man.

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Originally Posted by a_little_wisp

... Dude, it's kinda hard to be a man.

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Yeah, this constant need to eat, expel noxious gasses, and check out women is tiring!! WOW we men have got it tough :rolleyes: