Oh this thread rocks! I forgot about this. I'll have to come back later when and share some of my pearls of wisdom
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Oh this thread rocks! I forgot about this. I'll have to come back later when and share some of my pearls of wisdom
Haha, no, you are correct. Canada has a holiday called Victoria Day which was named on May 24th for her Birthday but it's always celebrated on the last monday on or before the 24th. The long weekend is referred to as May 24 Weekend, despite the fact that it often comes quite a bit before the actual day of May 24th.
Wow I just said May 24th a lot :eek:
this could be a very very dangerous thread for me... god only knows what stupid thing i could write in here when drunk.
Yep totally dangerous!
So went to a table quiz in the aussie bar in town...we won woohoo!
But word of advice... never let an aussie choose what vodka should go into a cosmo... eek!
so, Tequila is terrible, right? (imho)
but Tequila mixed with Bailey's: not so terrible.
I feel like I could get into international diplomacy with this stuff.
My local grocer was out of Guinness. Can you believe it? I was stunned for a good 3 minutes. Just stood looking at the empty spot (in my heart).
So instead, i got mad dog 20 20. What a wonderful thing. cheap fortified whine.
Ah mad dog. Many a night is completely gone from the memory banks due to that stuff
New favorite drink: RollerSluts
This consists of A&W's rootbeer mixed with Captain Morgan's dark spiced rum. Or white, if you like. Amounts depend on how strong you like your drink. A dash of vanilla extract is optional.
I got super super drunk the other day, walked around downtown barefoot, brought a random girl back to the party and then proceeded to get naked and lose my bra, bike home in underwear, and puke all over my couch.
It was a great night. =)
Cranberry juice takes the vodka taste out of vodka, and vodka takes the cranberry juice taste out of cranberry juice. Sprite makes it bubbly. Good stuff.
watermelon flavored vodka, and tropical punch kool aid
miss you, islandclimber.
this is the last of my current stock of Irish cream... good thing whiskey can still be taken plain.
yeah, Smirnoff brand is the only type i've seen flavored such.
:eek: THERE'S A REAL NAME FOR THAT?!?! I've been drinking Captain Mo's spied with Root Beer for AGES!! Hot damn, I should have named it myself!
Ooh Becca. Which downtown are we talking here? One could be significantly more dangerous than the other :rolleyes: Have fun getting the stains out :D
Hah, it's not a real name, we just made it up recently. It's such a gooood drink though!
I'm talking about our downtown. Haha. Luckily, I know most of the people you need to worry about, and those I don't are scared of the people I do know, as well as my boyfriend, :lol:. I've got my butt covered in case of emergency. Luckily, I have a variety of carpet sprays because I've got a puppy... the couch is fine. *thumbs up*
hahahaha Rootbeer and Captain Morgan. Oh my youth. And the vomiting. :rolleyes:
time for jeggermeister
changed mind. water instead.
bump for nightie
I was looking for it and couldnt see it
it was hidinging,....
I amm all higgldy piggdly I liek sugar super hyopers till I get to the fuxzyy shatge now my nose hurts.
I am gouing to sleep now
Night night from night people
bye byes
eh mYBE NOT th ant mans I hgave to move and I still have some tea and water left...
humm,mmm
hello
1 bottle of wine, one bottle of corona, 1/2 bottle of whiskey.
Singing: The supreme fascist loves all the little epsilons, all the epsilons in the world!
i may have had a few glasses of wine but! life is almost peachy.
And wine really is a wonderful pain killer! :p
Why is it that after a meal like fajitas I can still smell it 2 hours later?
Would you like a sample of my new parfume? It's called Olѐ'.
Entertaining drunken story of the month (this is not as good as usual, because normally I get drunk far more frequently in a month's span, and thus have more stories to choose from). My friend's 20th birthday, I am dressed all Flashdance in leotards, and get smashed on a bottle of vodka. I flirt all night, pick up a pretty dyke, have to head home without her due to my ex's good sense. I bicker with him along the way, feeling triumphant as I am drunk enough to be confrontational and he is drunk enough to be honest. I get upset with my shoes, because they have no laces and won't stay on my feet, kick them into the river, and carry on the hour's walk home BAREFOOT.
I sleep on top of the furnace vent, swathed in a fleece blanket, and am unable to go to work the next day as I am unable to even MOVE. (Alcohol poisoning, much?)
But I didn't puke, even once :D
Giiiiiiiirrrrrllllll that's the problem. Make yourself throw up once or twice an d you're all good the next day.
One day I'll tell ya'll about the time at the baseball stadium stinking a finger down a friends throat to make her throw up so we could continue on to the party.
That one is already posted in the Best/Worst tread. (CLASSIC story/post)
Best/Worst has long been my favorite thread on this site.... until I found this one (minutes ago)!!
I have a feeling that now I know it exists this will be the thread that receives the VAST majority of my posts!! I spend a lot of time in the bottle these days.
Giiiiirrrrrrllllll you so drunk you startin' to repeat youself!
I'z jus sayin'!
This really is a great thread..... now I no longer have to wait till I sober up to make a coherent post. It's so liberating!
I hope I don't get banned for my upcoming besotted ramblings!!
p.s. I think I'm going to start all of my future posts with "giiiiirrrrrrlllll!"
I know I've had a few cocktails but still!! How can my yahoo address book be f'ed