Litnet Crushes

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Originally Posted by subterranean

Aww....I'm hurt! :bawling:

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No, no, no! A crush isn't the same as undying devotion, don't forget that! :bawling: :bawling:

In addition, while it can be determined that Kathy's avatar is more attractive than your avatar, it actually doesn't bear any aesthetic comparision to the real life you! You are far more sense and rational thought inhibiting. And that isn't some unfounded argument stemming from my wild enthrallment of you; there are specific evidences all over this forum!! (well, I think almost entirely in the General Chat section, actually.)

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Originally Posted by Madhuri

Forget about him, you are too good for him....:D try to reason it out ;)

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Okay, allright, I get it, lets all have a laugh because the tables have turned. :D But look, here's the difference: It's obvious that you, my dear subterranean, are too good for me - I'm fine with that. But I will work to level the playing field (admittedly in vain) whereas those puff brains that thevintagepiper was talking about were only about quick gains.

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Originally Posted by subterranean

Ok, I once had a crush for Kik..But he's a married, so... :crash:

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This still leaves the question of your current forum crush unnattended to! :banana:

There is still hope for me. :nod:

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Originally Posted by RobinHood3000

See, ShoutGrace? See what you made poor Subby do?

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See, this is were subterranean needs to refocus her time frame a little bit, I believe. This little hiccup doesn't compare to the vast body of evidence which bespeaks my utter infatuation with, and affection to, her.

Evidence #1 (posts 3384 through 3433 please).


Evidence #2 (posts 228 through 279 please).


If it please the court, I would also request that it be noted that these evidences partly illuminate the reasons why I am on "Pam" thread restrictions.

In short: YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON SUB.......:D :D

you admitted finally!!!! ;)

you could have said it in one line.........

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In short: YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON SUB.......

you admitted finally!!!!

you could have said it in one line.........

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First it was on kathy, then sub. Now, I wonder who? Madhuri? ;)

You are funny, guys :lol:

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Originally Posted by RobinHood3000

Hmmph :p -- in that case, I'd probably have a crush on Kathy, but I'm too young and have a girlfriend, and Lizzy wouldn't approve, besides. :p

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Originally Posted by ShoutGrace

No, no, no! A crush isn't the same as undying devotion, don't forget that! :bawling: :bawling:

In addition, while it can be determined that Kathy's avatar is more attractive than your avatar, it actually doesn't bear any aesthetic comparision to the real life you! You are far more sense and rational thought inhibiting. And that isn't some unfounded argument stemming from my wild enthrallment of you; there are specific evidences all over this forum!! (well, I think almost entirely in the General Chat section, actually.)

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I am utterly bereft...utterly. :bawling: Why, why is fate so cruel to me!

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Originally Posted by ShoutGrace

But I will work to level the playing field (admittedly in vain) whereas those puff brains that thevintagepiper was talking about were only about quick gains.

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They aren't puff brains! They're just....extremely charming annoyances! I haven't been able to concentrate on anything for confusion.

As for a forum crush, I obviously have too many in real life to even think about it :p [maybe]

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Originally Posted by ShoutGrace

No, no, no! A crush isn't the same as undying devotion, don't forget that! :bawling: :bawling:

In addition, while it can be determined that Kathy's avatar is more attractive than your avatar, it actually doesn't bear any aesthetic comparision to the real life you! You are far more sense and rational thought inhibiting. And that isn't some unfounded argument stemming from my wild enthrallment of you; there are specific evidences all over this forum!! (well, I think almost entirely in the General Chat section, actually.)



Okay, allright, I get it, lets all have a laugh because the tables have turned. :D But look, here's the difference: It's obvious that you, my dear subterranean, are too good for me - I'm fine with that. But I will work to level the playing field (admittedly in vain) whereas those puff brains that thevintagepiper was talking about were only about quick gains.





This still leaves the question of your current forum crush unnattended to! :banana:

There is still hope for me. :nod:



See, this is were subterranean needs to refocus her time frame a little bit, I believe. This little hiccup doesn't compare to the vast body of evidence which bespeaks my utter infatuation with, and affection to, her.

Evidence #1 (posts 3384 through 3433 please).


Evidence #2 (posts 228 through 279 please).


If it please the court, I would also request that it be noted that these evidences partly illuminate the reasons why I am on "Pam" thread restrictions.

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Would you like to go swimming this weekend?
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hi everyone. just been reading all your posts. this was such a good idea. all your posts made laf. but..focus people, we are here to talk about literature, not the opposite or same (just so no one accuses me of some phobia!) sex.
someone on this thread said-apologies, cant remeber who said it-that any guy who pretty much reads as much as me is hot...so damn true!!! but so rare to find! especaily this day and age, its just so not 'cool', whatever that means! in my books, its cool. i once saw a guy on the bus stop reading Pride and Prejudice and i was 'perving' and 'oozing' on him all through the bus journey...mind you he was a complete and utter 'babe' so he woldnt have needed the book, but it was a bonus.
well done everyone, keep up the crushes (lol).
happy crushing... (?)

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Originally Posted by optimisticnad

i once saw a guy on the bus stop reading Pride and Prejudice and i was 'perving' and 'oozing' on him all through the bus journey...mind you he was a complete and utter 'babe' so he woldnt have needed the book, but it was a bonus.

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Poor guy, all he ever wanted was to read his book :p ;)

ha ha ha. look dont get jealous, your still on my list, albiet going down and down...lol.
And i did have doubts-he was such a 'babe; so maybe he thought if i carry a book with me-adds a sensitive wing to him, lure in more girls and increase his chances of a friday date. he could have had some porno book inside!

you didn't check to see if he knew what the book was about?

no, didnt approach him. partly because he sat at the front of the bus and I at the back and could hardly shout over the bus and say: 'So do you think Austen is being ironic and how stereotypical is Lizzie and Darcy?' Oooh, what if he turned out to know more than me? You see im a right arrogant little thing, which reminds me-you wrote hobbit after one of my words in the word assocaition game, thought u were taking a dig at me as I am petite-as you already know because of all the cameras. and i cant sleep night cos of al the racket coming from your palace. what on earth is going on?!

Smelly dropped in yesterday, thought he could pull me. I think the garlic smell won me over...:-)

That's pretty impresive from the guy, considering he's chained to the basement. Are you sure you weren't sleepwalking? I was also wondering what all the racket in the basement was about.

And why on earth didn't you shout out at the guy? If you wanted to know, you could have figured it out.

No, the hobbit wasn't a dig at you, I didn't know you are petite, but I do now. :D

ah, so really it was you disguised as him thinking since shes turned me, the King, down, a common peasant might impress her. which you did. so y couldnt you do it the other time when you came just as yourself?

oh im very petite but dont let that intimidate you...

p.s why have you chained Smelly to the basment? Cant stand the competition can you? :lol:

No, he's agoraphobic, and also prone to sleepwalking, so it's for his own protection. who knows what'll happen when he sleepwalks into your huge castle and wakes up! :D:D

wakes up next to me???

wow! digression . . . :D

anyways, this thread seems like a really cool idea! though i agree with optimisticnad and kathy that any guy with a book . . . correction, any HOT guy with a book . . :) or any guy who can go two seconds without mentioning a video game. that's a plus. except those would probably go for half the people on this forum . . .

awww/ spot on mir. you failed to specifically mention the person you got a crush on, has to be on this forum. you never know, he might read it and you might make his day!

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Originally Posted by optimisticnad

wakes up next to me???

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It's a good thing he's undead already, the poor guy, he couldn't cope with waking up in the wrong bed. I think he might just go all mental on you. :lol:

oh ha ha. you didnt seem to mind at all....in fact you said to me, if i remember correctly, 'beats having to wake up to a dummy, ever tried hugging one? Awful i tell you!'

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Originally Posted by mir

wow! digression . . . :D

anyways, this thread seems like a really cool idea! though i agree with optimisticnad and kathy that any guy with a book . . . correction, any HOT guy with a book . . :) or any guy who can go two seconds without mentioning a video game. that's a plus. except those would probably go for half the people on this forum . . .

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Ah, but I said (as I paraphrase myself) that guys who like to read as much as I do are hot. So you see, it is the reading part more than the physical appearance part that grabs my fancy. Not that I am putting down attractiveness. Now if only I could combine one of my celebrity crushes WITH a love of literature AND a deep and undying devotion to me...well, that would just be lovely. :p :lol:

PS and I like videogames! :D

no that would not be lovely kathy!!! that would be perfect!!!!!!!!!!

as for reading part more important-i do agree bt I also think you have to be physically attracted to that person too, so they dont have to be a 'babe' youjust need to be attracted to them, and beauty is in the eyes of the beholder...

i feel silly...I think everyone knows my forum crush (except my boyfriend, teehee :p)...so it would be pointless to have you all try to guess,

but then again, if you all know who it is, I don't have to tell you, do I?

P.S. my boyfriend is reading as I write this and laughing at me while taking guesses as to which avatar is my crush's, lol :p

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Originally Posted by kathycf

PS and I like videogames! :D

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Wow, Kathy is such a catch!! :D :D

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Originally Posted by kathycf

So you see, it is the reading part more than the physical appearance part that grabs my fancy. Not that I am putting down attractiveness. Now if only I could combine one of my celebrity crushes WITH a love of literature AND a deep and undying devotion to me...well, that would just be lovely. :p :lol:

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That's would be too perfect actually :p

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Originally Posted by Shannanigan

i feel silly...I think everyone knows my forum crush (except my boyfriend, teehee :p)...so it would be pointless to have you all try to guess

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Beats me.

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Originally Posted by Shannanigan

P.S. my boyfriend is reading as I write this and laughing at me while taking guesses as to which avatar is my crush's, lol :p

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When he gets it right, lemme know? I haven't the faintest idea.

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Originally Posted by RobinHood3000

Beats me.

When he gets it right, lemme know? I haven't the faintest idea.

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Same here!

I don't know either! :)

If he points to my avatar, though, feel free to keep up the charade to confuse him. ;)

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Originally Posted by RobinHood3000

If he points to my avatar, though, feel free to keep up the charade to confuse him. ;)

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Which he are you referring to?

ooh, i dont know either. and im quite slow (i know a-mess!lol) so you have to spell it out for me!

lol, that's too funny, perhaps I have been better at suppressing myself than I thought :p...

well...my crush's avatar is in this thread! gasp!

by the way, the boyfriend finally got it, call him for help, lol

Oh, dear, it's that bad?

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Originally Posted by TEND

Wow, Kathy is such a catch!! :D :D

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Thank you Tend, I am glad someone appreciates my finer qualities. ;)
Shannigan, I think you may have a wee crush on a certain foxy type? :)

You're predilection towards gaming is a finer quality than your beauty? :confused: ;)

Beauty is only skin deep, gaming is forever. Or is that a diamond? :confused:

:p

Ignore the diamonds, gaming is a gift that keeps on taking!!

What makes you theorize that Shannanigan has a crush on me? Are you projecting, Kathy? (Moreover, Shann, is she right? :confused:)

I see your alluring avatar has returned, Kathy...

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Originally Posted by RobinHood3000

Ignore the diamonds, gaming is a gift that keeps on taking!!

What makes you theorize that Shannanigan has a crush on me? Are you projecting, Kathy? (Moreover, Shann, is she right? :confused:)

I see your alluring avatar has returned, Kathy...

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Well, I will say that I find 99.9% of posters here to be pleasant and fun. That is what keeps me hanging around so much. That and the charms of all the hotties who like reading. I can't speak for Shannigan and the object of her crush, I am just theorizing on likely possibilities. Although this forum is chock full of possibilites when you think about it.
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Heh, Robin speaking (typing?) of alluring....I would have posted the whole pic of the pirate queen in the avy and sig thread, but I had to crop it. I cannot take responsibility for any corrupting of young minds that would have occured. :brow: :D

Hanging around with you all the time, consider me corrupted. Now that that's done with...the picture? :brow:

*cough* Well, are you sure you are old enough? She is rated PG-13 at least. :D