'Sir, I wanted to ask you something.'
'Ask ayway, then, m'boy, ask away...'
'Sir, I wondered what you know about.. about Pants?'
- Tom Riddle and Professor Slughorn in Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince -
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'Sir, I wanted to ask you something.'
'Ask ayway, then, m'boy, ask away...'
'Sir, I wondered what you know about.. about Pants?'
- Tom Riddle and Professor Slughorn in Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince -
I love pants. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
Douglas Adams, author of The Hitchiker's Guide to Pants
“Pants! Pants! My kingdom for pants!”
Richard III
"All pants abandon, ye who enter in!"
- from Dante Alighieri's Inferno
"Where are the pants of yesteryear?"
"Always forgive your pants; nothing annoys them so much."
Oscar Wilde
I had a biology teacher who loved to convince incoming freshman that there was a silent K in front of pants - so it was spelled kpants. He was very convincing... and could fool quite a few people.
(no, it didn't work on me)
'Out, d*mned pants! Out, I say!'
-Lady Macbeth
I Tiresias, old man with wrinkled pants
Perceived the scene, and foretold the rest—
T.S. Eliot, The Waste Land
(kpants is from that old TV show "Get A Life")
Darth Vadar, only you could be so pants.
Genesis 1:1 "In the beginning God created the pants and the shorts. The pants were without form, and void; and darkness was on the face of the deep."
(I think I have a place reserved in hell for typing this one :D)
Ah, glad someone is joining me there ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by mono
Quote:
Originally Posted by mono
Pray let me second that most vociferously. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Bianca Fransen
A man cannot be comfortable without his own pants.
Mark Twain
The pants, likening themselves to all kinds of strangers, go in various disguises from city to city, observing the wrongdoing and the righteousness of men.
Homer (800 BC - 700 BC), The Odyssey
"What's in a name? That which we call pants
By any other word would smell as sweet."
From Romeo and Juliet
Time to mutilate good quotes by one of my favourite authors (Alexandre Dumas).
"All for pants, pants for all." - The Three Musketeers
"It is necessary to have wished for pants in order to know how good life is to live." - The Count of Monte Cristo
On to Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead...
"Player: We're pants! We're the opposite of people!"
"Rosencrantz: So, we've got a letter which explains pants.
Guildenstern: You've got it!
Rosencrantz: I thought you had it.
Guildenstern: I do have it.
Rosencrantz: You have it?
Guildenstern: You've got it!
Rosencrantz: I don't get it!"
"The Man in the Iron Mask"- Alexandre Dumas
“You traverse the town and the streets in pants?”
“In pants, as you say.”
“And do you still use your uniform?”
“Yes, I should think so; but only when I am compelled. Do me the pleasure to summon Francois.”
“Have you no pants there?”
“’Tis not for pants, but because it is hot here and the window is shut.”
“I shut the windows at supper-time so as not to hear the sounds or the arrival of couriers.”
“Ah, yes! You hear them when the window is open?”
“But too well, and that disturbs me. You understand!”
“Nevertheless, I am suffocated. Francois!” Francois entered. “Open the windows, I pray you, Francois! You will allow him, dear M. Baisemeaux?”
“You are at home here,” answered the governor. The window was opened.
"you've Got Pants"
:d :d :d
"I am a Jew. Hath not a Jew pants?"
- Shylock from Merchant of Venice
"The meeting of two pants is like the contact of two chemical substances: if there is any reaction, both are transformed."
Carl Jung
("pants" replaced for "personalities")
"Sir may I have some pants"
"Goats pants and meals mush" ( for the deprived and uniformed this is a direct misquote from THe Mark of Zorro Johnston McCulley first Zorro book!:D
wow this game is the opoisite of pants its ace!:D:p (sorry couldnt resist!)
Pants be not proud, though some have called thee
Mighty and dreadfull, for, thou art not soe,
For, those, whom thou think'st, thou dost overthrow,
Die not, poore pants, nor yet canst thou kill mee.
From rest and sleepe, which but thy pictures bee,
Much pleasure, then from thee, much more must flow,
And soonest our best men with thee doe goe,
Rest of their bones, and soules deliverie.
Thou art slave to Fate, Chance, kings, and desperate men,
And dost with poyson, warre, and sicknesse dwell,
And poppie, or charmes can make us sleepe as well,
And better then thy stroake; why swell'st thou then?
One short sleepe past, wee wake eternally,
And pants shall be no more; pants, thou shalt die.
John Donne
Pants is boring, pants is mean, pants go for the other team :D
Get pants to a nunnery
Pant's came, Pant's saw, and Pant's conquered..... :D
There is method in his pants
The wisest men follow their own pants.
Euripides
('pants' replaced for 'direction' :D)
"All sanity depends on this: that it should be a delight to feel pants strike the skin, a delight to stand upright, knowing the bones are moving easily under the pants" ~ Doris Lessing
"The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance, the wise grows it under his pants." ~ James Oppenheim
"the names Pants, James Pants"
"I'm Pants. Draco Pants."
:p
Pants are the source of all evil.
inside every living pants is a dead pants waiting to get out
Funny (lol)
"Old King Pants was a merry old soul
And a merry old soul was he"
Where have all the good pants gone?
"When the going gets pants, the pants get going"
'nobody, not even the rain, has such small pants'
"Pants?"
"We don't got no stinking pants."
"Hey...We don't need no stinkin pants!"
....this works best if you use your best mexican/english accent.
Its like my Mama always tol' me...pants is like a box of chocolate...
Quoth the raven "Pants."
no quote, I just like this thread and wanted to be the 20000 post
Drat I didn't realise that Taliesin beat me to the punch.Quote:
Originally Posted by Taliesin
OK, try this one from the Blues Brothers...
Elwood:"Its a hundred miles to Chicago. We got a full tank of pants, half a pack of cigarettes, its dark out and we're wearing pants."
Jake: "Hit it!"