This poem was sent to me by my brother, and I know NOT the author. It is cute and very, well, Canadian, and thus, me ;) Here goes --
It's winter in Canada
And the gentle breezes blow
Seventy miles an hour
At twenty-nine below.
Oh, how I love Canada
When the snow's up to your butt
You take a breath of winter
And you nose gets frozen shut.
Yes, the weather here is wonderful
So I guess I'll hang around
I could never leave Canada
'Cause I'm frozen to the ground!!
[Again, I am NOT the author of this poem.]