S R E S O L
i think it has a nice ring round it dont you?
or
T S O P E S A E L P S L R I G
and im for the challenge its conving my fellow girls.
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S R E S O L
i think it has a nice ring round it dont you?
or
T S O P E S A E L P S L R I G
and im for the challenge its conving my fellow girls.
Sure can.Quote:
Originally Posted by OZEED
What is it with the current desire for teams to play versions of the 4-5-1 (see fig. 1 for the unenlightened) formation? This is a dreadful formation and should only be played by teams who lack any skill and ability - therefore having to clog up the midfield and prevent the more skillful teams from playing glorious, flowing football. To see this formation being played by so many teams in favour of the 4-4-2 (fig. 2 - and my personal preference) or 5-3-2 (fig. 3 - also at times called the 3-5-2).
Any team playing 4-5-1 can be so easily neutralised by lining up with wingbacks like in the 5-3-2. The 2 main centre backs take care of the lone striker, the spare defender (or if you are using one, sweeper) is left able to move to cover the "hole" player/attacking midfielder when necessary. the wingbacks take care of the opposing wingers in a tight man-marking situation. I know this exposes the wingbacks to being double teamed at times by attacking fullbacks joining in with the play, however with the striker being covered by 2 defenders at all times the delivery from the flanks will have to be perfect to cause any real alarm. The 3 midfielders are then left to match up against the 2 (predominantly) holding/clogger midfielders from the 4-5-1 thereby outnumbering and giving more chance of one of them being available. The 2 strikers each occupy one of the centrebacks and will require help to be provided by the fullbacks - which will in turn reduce their ability to overlap.
Figure: 1 (4-5-1 formation)
_________GK__________
RB____CB____CB_____LB
______CM____CM______
RW______AM________LW
_________ST__________
This is the variant I see most often currently, imho it should be a lot more defensive with the attacking midfielder (AM) dropping back further into midfield. You wont create many chances or goals, but neither will the opponent.
Figure: 2 (4-4-2 formation)
_________GK__________
RB____CB____CB_____LB
RM____CM____CM_____LM
______ST____ST_______
Solid, fluent, offers opportunites for both attack and defence. Possibly a future post will deal with this formation (if I can be bothered)
Figure: 3 (5-3-2 formation)
________GK__________
________SW_________
_____CB____CB_______
RWB______________LWB
_____CM_CM_CM_____
_____ST____ST_______
Also called 3-5-2 depending on how you count the wingbacks, sometimes the sweeper is played as a Centre back in line with the other 2, or one of the centre midfielders is advanced to a attacking midfield position.
*What is more deep and meaningful than sport?*
how about:
women are the secret of our existence ??
sounds respectable and gratful!
See with no girls around, we guys can openly talk about things like this:
http://i6.tinypic.com/14io000.jpg
How is male wisdom supposed to be passed on?
:lol: :lol: :lol:
uuuh oh! Now you gonna get some tongues wagging with that one Virgil.;) :lol: ;) :p
What do you call a handcuffed man?
Trustworthy.
Why do men like smart women?
Opposites attract.
How are men like lawn mowers?
They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work.
How do men exercise on the beach?
By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.
How do you get a man to stop biting his nails?
Make him wear shoes.
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
ONE......He just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him.
What did God say after creating man?
I can do so much better.
What do you call a man with half a brain?
Gifted.
Why is it good that there are female astronauts?
When the crew gets lost in space, the woman will ask for directions
What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift to women?
Exchange him.
Why did God create man before woman?
Because you're always supposed to have a rough draft before creating your masterpiece.
Virgil? :D
Good one, Mir :thumbs_up
Touche Mir....:)
:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by mir
Oops, but I am not supposed to take any sides. Pensive is against GD.:redface: :rolleyes:
I'll stick to my pipe, since I quit smoking years ago. Just hold one in my mouth for inspiration when I write. Is the poker game Texas Hold 'Em? Love to play that game! Watch out though, I have a good poker face! :lol: Could call ourselves The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen... After all, we are rather, shall we say, eccentric? :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Virgil
now this is what I'm taking about, important stuff.
I just got a call from a friend who works for a major sports retailer, she just got me a whole lotta sports and gym stuff at prices below cost....I can't wait to get home.:banana: :banana: :banana:
I like that Pen. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Pendragon
I like that as well, though I was thinking a bit more original. We'll give it a couple of days and if we don't get any other options we'll go with that...agreed?
wow. im so miserable that wer not allowed here. i mean isnt it marvellous conversations wer having here. marvellous. keep it up boys. i never realised how boring and dull boys r really.i mean us girls theres so much to us: make up, clothes, family, gril issues, studies, boys....and so much more.
but you boys: sports, cars and those of u who dont like one of those usually substitue it with girls.
today when i was waiting at the bus stop this girl in very skimpy and clothes went past (its freezing by the way, do they not feel cold?) and four youghts were sitting at the bus stop and every single one of them turned thier heads and watched her walk past. it was hillarious. typical hey! i mean us girls would never do that would we? unless he was carrying pride and prejudice or something along those lines. than we woldnt look wed follow!
hey opti not meaning to but in or anything but your sort of ruining the experiment by interfeering, they need 'space' or well the illusion of not having girls hanging over their shoulders gauping to have these conversations.
When we all KNOW that a few of us at least are going to be reading this.:lol:
:sick: only if we were a bunch o hippies...or...yeah hippies.:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Scheherazade
Exactly...we need to show the public and the people that we contract out to that we are the it gangstas...the mafia of the Information world...the Illuminatie of the mainstream datastream!Quote:
Originally Posted by AimusSage
but now we look like...well...hippies...or worse...a bunch o nerdish techies who have pictures of sports cars and scifi babes on our office cubes...(but we really don't want to show the truth)
Hey, thats pretty cool!:thumbs_upQuote:
Originally Posted by kilted exile
Exactly...another very valid point!!Quote:
Originally Posted by AimusSage
Well...we have started to correct the situation...we got it painted black...with our logo on the side, but thats as far as she will concede...she won't let us hire a guy to put the orange A-Team pinstripes on it, and she wont let us buy new cooler wheels or a spoiler...so yeah...we look like geek hippie plumbers.
:brow: yup we like teh girls!:DQuote:
Originally Posted by OZEED
Hey, what's wrong with being a hippy?? http://www.bghelp.net/forums/images/...usic/Hippy.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by Stanislaw
And, you know, some popular characters drive vans:
http://www.thunts.com/420/scooby.doo.van.gif
http://students.kennesaw.edu/~jmv7403/a-team-van.jpg
well...theres no way she will let us paint the van a mystery machine style...and she already forbode us from turning it into the A-Team van. :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Scheherazade
you never know she might be a mystery inc fan, and just not like the A team :nod:
not like the A-Team...impossible!Quote:
Originally Posted by Nightshade
...well, I suppose she might have forsite enough to realize that we would squable over who gets to drive (and be Mr. T).:D
A member belongs to the MASCULUM HOMINEM or the League of Ordinary:D Men's kind ,holds this conversation with his wife:
WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."
WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)."
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).
WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
WIFE: "Would you buy her a pet?
HUSBAND: "If she wanted one."
WIFE: "Would you buy her a cat?
HUSBAND: "No, she likes German Shepherds."
WIFE: - - - SILENCE - -
HUSBAND: "****!"
loooooooooooooool
Moooooving right along, we are not gonna justify the above with a response:p and we certainly don't take digs at the lovely ladies(with beautiful sandles on)
*smirk*
*BREAKING IN!*
sorry, just felt like doing that. carry on with the maleness. :D
*breaking out*
Will people stop breaking in? IM trying to watch this thread develop as a study of what exactly it is males talk about.... now where was my popcorn?
:D :p
:lol: :lol: Are we entertaining you?Quote:
Originally Posted by Nightshade
*Makes mental note to carry a copy of Pride & Prejudice (or similar sentimental claptrap) around constantly*Quote:
Originally Posted by optimisticnad
I thought that was obvious, we discuss sport, cars and women; but not necessarily in that order. The real questions which deserve study are:Quote:
Originally Posted by Nightshade
1) How can we manage to keep women from planning tasks for us during important sporting events?
2) How do we stop TV channels from showing soap operas and decorating shows?
3) Where is the best place to hide from an angry woman?
4) What is the best excuse to use for stumbling home drunk at 4:30 in the morning with only one shoe?
So men actually talk? I thought when women weren't around they just sort of grunted at each other....:p (Kidding! I am kidding! :lol: )
What men really mean in 18 easy steps:
1. "I'M GOING FISHING"
Translated: I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and sit in a boat with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety."
2. "IT'S A GUY THING"
Translated: There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical".
3. "CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?"
Translated: "Why isn't it already on the table?"
4. "UH HUH, SURE HONEY," or, "YES, DEAR."
Translated: Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.
5. "IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN"
Translated: "I haven't the foggiest."
6. "I WAS LISTENING TO YOU. IT'S JUST .. . . I HAVE LOTS OF THINGS ON MY MIND."
Translated: "Is that woman over there wearing a bra?"
7. "TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD".
Translated: "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."
8. "THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR."
Translated: "Are you still talking?"
9. "YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS."
Translated: "I remember the theme song to "F-Troop," the address of the first girl I ever kissed, the license plate numbers of every car I've had, I just forgot your birthday."
10. "I DUNNO . . .. I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU, AND I GOT YOU THESE ROSES. . .."
Translated: "The girl selling them on the corner was a real babe."
11. "OH, DON'T FUSS. I JUST CUT MYSELF, IT'S NO BIG DEAL."
Translated: "I've severed a limb, but I'll bleed to death before I admit that I'm hurt.
12. "I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING".
Translated: ". . . and I sure hope I think of some soon."
13. "I CAN'T FIND IT."
Translated: "It didn't fall into my out-stretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."
14. "WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?"
Translated: "What did you catch me at?"
15. "I HEARD YOU."
Translated: "I have no idea what you just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't find it out."
16. "YOU KNOW I COULD NEVER LOVE ANYONE ELSE."
Translated: "I am used to the way you yell at me, and I realize it could be worse."
17. "YOU LOOK TERRIFIC." '
Translated: "Oh God, please don't try on MORE clothes."
18. "I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE."
Translated: "No one will ever see us alive again."
*grunt snort grunt grunt* oops...sorry, there be females around...:D :DQuote:
Originally Posted by kathycf
oh man... that reminds me of what my gf said I am like.
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Originally Posted by kilted exile
or...How do they know that you have done something horrible (by accident of course) like raze the dead, or blow up the car, or the like...regardless of how good ones poker face is?
...and how on earth can they tell you snuck a look at another female...even if they are facing the other direction and are totoally focused on their task?
humm no that would clash with the beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeautiful blue car and theyd end up canciling each other out by the law of too good to be true.Quote:
Originally Posted by kilted exile
sky sport ...Quote:
2) How do we stop TV channels from showing soap operas and decorating shows?
antenna:pQuote:
Originally Posted by Stanislaw
girls,aren't the guy's thread progressing coz of us?let's leave them and see what are they going to talk about?it'll be really boring thread:p
Yes girls. :D Can't you just allow us guys to sit in a circle and argue over who is the prettiest girl while we nurse on a beer bottle? ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by miss tenderness
:D
rememebr , I really care for you Virg:D:D
Miss T, you were going to be my pick. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by miss tenderness
smart boy:D maybe I'll pick u when we(in our private section)make a competion as to who is the guy that u mostly like!
I assure u ,I will never allow an age competion!:p
Don't fall for it dude, they're using flirtation as a weapon:lol:
"THEY CAN TAKE OUR LIVES, BUT THEY WILL NEVER TAKE OUR FREEEEEDOM!"
This brings up another vitally important question. What is the correct punishment for guys that nurse their drinks? Is the death penalty taking things too far?;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Virgil
I don't drink, and I certainly don't nurse my drinks. I don't lactate.
As for which is the fairest lady in all the land, I assume my pick will be obvious.
Guys, I can see that you all cant carry out a conversation without girls around.....all the guys are talking is about which girl they like........its not about sports or drinks........poor men :p :D :lol:
you cant help it..:lol:
Good going Miss T.....these guys cant help getting distracted.....you have beautiful feet ;) ;)
Dear ladies please ake a look at the attachment.....