Homer eating a rice cake:
"Hello? Hello? Hello, taste? Where are you?"
edit: this was my 666th post too....who knew it would be so 'blah'. the only thing evil about it is the fact that it mentions rice cakes....ugh!
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Homer eating a rice cake:
"Hello? Hello? Hello, taste? Where are you?"
edit: this was my 666th post too....who knew it would be so 'blah'. the only thing evil about it is the fact that it mentions rice cakes....ugh!
When Lisa wants to play football...
HOMER: Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else -- and it hasn't -- it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such.
when the German's buy the Nuclear Plant:
"We regret to announce the following lay-offs, which I will read in alphabetical order. Simpson, Homer. That is all."
"Now son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies, and kids with fake IDs."
Apu(After being robbed and tied)
They used the nylon rope this time! It feels so smooth agaisnt my skin... almost sensuous
Smithers: People like dogs, Mr. Burns.
Burns: Nonsense, dogs are idiots. Think about it Smithers, if I came into your room and started sniffing at your crotch and started slobbering all over you. What would you say?
Smithers: Umm...if you did it sir?
Otto: Fasten your seat belts, little dudes.
Lisa: We don't have seat belts.
Otto: Uh, well...just try to go limp.
Otto trying to get his licence to drive the bus:
Patty: When you do good, I use the green pen. When you do bad, I use the red pen. Any questions?
Otto: Yeah, one. Have you always been a chick? I mean I don't want to offend you, but you were born a man, weren't you? You can tell me; I'm open-minded.
Patty: (dropping the green pen) We won't be needing this.
LOL classic!!!Quote:
Originally posted by verybaddmom
wait, here's another of my fave's:
When Homer takes the family to a sushi restaurant, eats a blowfish and finds out he's going to die in 24 hours:
Dr. Hibbert: Now, a little death anxiety is normal. You can expect to go through five stages. The first is denial.
Homer: No way! Because I'm not dying!
Dr. Hibbert: The second is anger.
Homer: Why you little!
Dr. Hibbert: After that comes fear.
Homer: What's after fear? What's after fear?
Dr. Hibbert: Bargaining.
Homer: Doc, you gotta get me out of this! I'll make it worth your while!
Dr. Hibbert: Finally, acceptance.
Homer: Well, we all gotta go sometime.
Dr. Hibbert: Mr. Simpson, your progress astounds me.
hehehe...go Homer
And I didnt remember there was a Max Power song...damn!
Why can't I come out wiht other favourites of mine... :( I saw a nice one today but I forgot it...but it wasnt a great episode anyway...
i use the fact that i have a twelve year old son as my excuse for knowing all this simpons trivia (we even own the board game and the simpons jeopardy) but really, i watch the show cause i love it. so i just dont argue when he puts it on tv...works out well, i can still pretend to be an adult...most of the time!
This one was on last night, when they get the pool...
*montage of Simpson family constructing their pool*
*stand back to survey their work....wide shot of a huge metal barn*
HOMER: Okay, everybody in the pool!
UNKNOWN AMISH GUY: Aye, 'tis a fine barn, to be sure. But sure 'tis no pool, English.
LISA: Bart, I'm here for you, but I'm not going to break into someone's house!
BART: Okay, well forget that. Why don't I read to you from my play?
LISA: Okay.
BART (reading): "Kippers for breakfast, Aunt Hel-ga? Is it Saint Swivens Day already?"
....."'Tis," replied Aunt Helll-ga...
LISA: All right! I'm going, I'm going!
Millhouse: "Bart, I don't want you to see me cry."
Bart: "Oh come on, I've seen you cry a million times. You cry when you scrape your knee, you cry when they're out of chocolate milk, you cry when you're doing long division and you have a remainder left over."
MARGE: But you'd be making people happy...
HOMER: Ooh! Look at me! I'm making people happy! I'm the magical man from happy land, in a gumdrop house on lollypop lane!
*leaves and slams the door*
*returns*
HOMER: And by the way, I was being sarcastic.
*slams door again*
MARGE: Well, duh.
do those things exist??? Great!!!Quote:
Originally posted by verybaddmom
[B]i use the fact that i have a twelve year old son as my excuse for knowing all this simpons trivia (we even own the board game and the simpons jeopardy)
Hey i remember and love all of your quotes... I remembered one, but it'll be hard to explain cos I dont remember the episode and cos of the translation thing...let's try anyway:
Someone is chasing...uh, I think it's Rainer Wolfcastle aka Mc Bain or something...and they tell him 'Hey, you have your sholace undone!'
He bends down...stares...the daily sky turns into nigh to show the passing of time...and he says 'After an accurate analysis, I'd say these shoes have no shoelaces*...' :D:D:D
(*I dont know the word for 'shoe with no lace' in English ;))
oh oh oh from the episode whne homer makes illegal beer cos of protetionism (which appears to be the favourite episode of most of my brother's schoolmates):
Homer going out hiding beer in bowling balls
Marge: What are you doing???
Homer, looking like 'd'oh you caught me and i'll confess': Marge, I can't lie to you... See ya later! *goes away*
Maybe from the same episode:
Homer: I'm going, if I don't come back avenge my death
Bart: if he not back avenge death
(or maybe they were both going out...bah, I dont remember :()
LOL I remember that. :D I believe the line is:Quote:
Originally posted by Koa
(*I dont know the word for 'shoe with no lace' in English ;))
"On closer inspection, I am wearing loafers."
Oh great thanks! All have in mind is my brother's impression, saying: "Dopo un'accurata analisi, direi che questi sono mocassini" :D:D:D
Oh -- monorail episode! Some great one-ish-liners...
MARGE: Homer, there's a man who thinks he can help you!
HOMER: Batman??
MARGE: No, a scientist.
HOMER: Batman's a scientist.
MARGE: It's not Batman!
*Marge opens the control closet on the monorail*
MARGE: There's a family of possums living in here!
HOMER: I call the big one Bitey.
(LOL when Arlo was little he would get overstimulated when he played, and his eyes would go completely black and he'd latch onto your arm with his teeth. We called it his alterego, Bitey. :D)
HOMER: Do you want to change your name to Homer Jr.? The kids can call you Ho-Ju.
*long pause*
BART: I'll get back to you on that.
Superintendant Chamers:
"Religion has no place in public schools the way facts have no place in organized religion."
Bart: What religion are you?
Homer: You know, the one with all the well-meaning rules that don't work out in real life. Uh... Christianity.
Moe: the fat dumb and bald guy sure plays some mean hardball!
(when homer steals the Who concert from Olde Springfield)
Hi, I'm Troy McClure*, maybe you'll remember me from...*quotes movie/documentary* D
* or McLure? No idea...
The best one is when he marries Selma, after the first date he calls her and says:
Hi, I'm Troy McLure, maybe you'll remember me from....dates like the one of last night!
Lots of people say that the greatness of The Simpsons is in the backgroun characters... Not far from truth...
The background characters and Homer!
Last night's episode... Lisa campaigns for a town-wide blackout so the townspeople may be inspired by an upcoming meteor shower, but Mayor Quimby turns on the lights permanently when the town complains...
LISA: Dad, this lack of light is driving Mom and Maggie crazy.
HOMER: What makes you say that, talking gumball machine?
FRINK: Great glaven in a Glad bag! This meteorite contains carbon-based molecules. Perhaps I'll be able to prove the existence of life in outer space!
*tiny green alien climbs out of meteorite*
ALIEN: Shut up.
*picks up meteorite and hops away*
MARGE: This is even better than our screensaver. And I love our screensaver! Nice work, Lise.
LISA: Thanks.
HOMER: I wish God were alive to see this.
HOMER: I saw this movie about a bus that had to SPEED around the city, keeping its SPEED over 50, and if its SPEED changed, it would explode! I think it was called, "The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down."
Ok, I usually don't post here because I'm not a big Simpson's fan, but my husband is. Last night the episode was where Flanders dated a movie star. I loved the line where Homer said something about mixing Twinkies and Ding-Dongs, "in Europe they call it a dinkie" LOL!
LOL :D
Oh my, what's it like to not be a Simpsons fan, Shea? Would you mind donating a brain scan for science? Maybe they can develop a serum to cure obsessive Simpsons quoting. :D
Homer: who are you and why are you holding me here? i want answers now or i want them eventually!
(when he got sent to the "island" for knowing too much!)
OK, dunno if anyone has posted this, but this one by Homer is my favorite: "Don't eat me, I have a wife and kids. Eat them."
Homer reading shopping list...
"'Olive oil'? 'Asparagus'?? If your mother wasn't so fancy, we could just shop at the gas station like normal people."
HOMER: Oh Lord, why are you punishing me?
MARGE: Homer, that's not the Lord. It's a waffle Bart stuck to the ceiling.
HOMER: Lord, I know I shouldn't eat thee...but...
*munch munch*
lol! I just never got into it. I was never allowed to watch it when growing up, and when I was old enough, I just wasn't interested.Quote:
Originally posted by emily655321
LOL :D
Oh my, what's it like to not be a Simpsons fan, Shea? Would you mind donating a brain scan for science? Maybe they can develop a serum to cure obsessive Simpsons quoting. :D
oooh...tonights episode rocked...
Homer: well, what are we going to do with all this dirty dirty money?
Lisa: well there are lots of needy children...
Homer: ahhh. i see where you are going with this. i should buy a gun.
Kent Brockman: here comes the float for the Native American's, who taught us how to really celebrate thanksgiving.
Leeza Gibbons: oh, and an interesting bit of trivia, Kent, the paper mache for that float is made entirely out of broken treaties.
HAHAHAHA! :D :D
[Stone flies through Mr. Burns' office window]
Look Smithers, a bird has become petrified and lost its sense of direction.
Homers best (imo):
Homer no function beer well without.
I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.
I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming.
Barts best (imo):
There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the boogeyman or Michael Jackson.
What's Santa's Little Helper doing to that dog? Looks like he's trying to jump over, but he can't quite make it.
OMG, those are great! :D I l-o-v-e that John Waters one.
MARGE: Homer, you're not thinking of giving up your faith??
HOMER: No-o, no, no, no, no, no, no.... Well, yes.
HOMER: Kids, let me tell you about another so-called "wicked" guy. He had long hair and some crazy ideas and he didn't always do what other people thought was right. And that man's name was... I forgot. But the point is... I forgot that too. Marge, you know who I'm talking about. He used to drive that blue car.
BART: Why do you need church shoes? Jesus wore sandals.
HOMER: Well, maybe if he had had better arch support they wouldn't have caught him.
I remembered of one...when Homer is a body guard and learns how to get people to sleep by touching them on the neck... After he puts the whole family to sleep he looks around and goes "Still half an hour to dinner time"...and puts himslef to sleep that way :D:D:D
haha this thread is great. I have not many opportunities, to be honest, I have none opportunity to watch it, PITY :( but I used to watch them in past and I still read some quotes of them... :) thanks for keeping me informed. I know that you heard of these, just to remind them:
Homer:
Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English.
Operator! Give me the number for 911!
[Looking at a globe map...country being Uruguay]
Hee hee! Look at this country!'You are gay.'
:banana:
Hehehe :D
HOMER: Everytime I learn something new, a little of the old gets pushed out. Like remember that time I took a wine-making course and forgot how to drive?
MARGE: You were drunk.
HOMER: And how.
LISA: But Dad, don't you think--
HOMER: Lisa, the whole reason we have elected officials is so we don't have to think all the time. Like that rainforest scare a few years back. Our officials saw there was a problem and they fixed it, didn't they?
LISA: No, Dad, I don't think--
HOMER: There's that word again!
Otto: [Stares at the his hands] "You know they call 'em fingers but I never see them fing. Oh, there they go."