"Curse of my curses [on ninjas]"
~Captain Joyce
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"Curse of my curses [on ninjas]"
~Captain Joyce
15th century time frame? Setting? PSHAW. Ninjas are the concentrated essence of 1337. Pirates are cool, nay, even awesome, but ninjas pwn all and thus pwn pirates. There is simply no contest whatsoever.
http://www.askaninja.com
Sorry about slipping into the 1337speak, but we're talking about NINJAS. There is no other language/jargon suited to the job of describing their UB3RN355.
Ninja's stealth tactics>Pirate's drunken brawling
Yeah but guns rule in a fight. Would you want to face one? :lol:
Ninjas are bulletproof.
That's a wive's tale!Quote:
Originally Posted by SummerSolstice
No, it's a ninja's tale. And ninjas are always right. Ninjas are 1337.
...I can't believe nobody has brought up realultimatepower.com... don't tell me we're all pretending to be too mature.
Sure he did!Quote:
Originally Posted by Admin
'Kay fine. I read the thread but I missed that. It happens. Nyah. *sticks out tongue*
Better yet... *goes ninja and flips out and assassinates J-B*
You can't assassinate a pirate. Many of us are dead already anyway.
*Strikes out with wooden leg, catching puny ninja sword in midswing, and sends Summer back to the Equinox*
Ninjas can assassinate anything. Ninjas can assassinate rocks if they want to.
Who couldn't assassinate a rock? Unlike rocks, Pirates have mateys. Besides, you know what I heard? I heard that Ninjas are afraid of water. Pirates live on the high seas, my delusionary friend.
pirates are drunk and feel no pain, arrrrgh!
Fifteen men on the dead man's chest--
...Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum!
Drink and the devil had done for the rest--
...Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum!"
http://www.snitchseeker.com/vb3/imag...ies/cheers.gif
Ughh the violence *presses scented hanky to face*
( I know there is a smilie that faints somewhere but I cant find here:rolleyes: )
Ah, the violence... reminds me of a certain hill :D
Who can't assasinate rocks? They just sit there. *crush*Quote:
Originally Posted by SummerSolstice
A pirate would take that rock and use it to bash somebody elses head, and then use it again to play pirate bowling with on their ship.
Yyarrrr!
And here I thought they would just use the newly acquired noggin for that purpose... silly me....
It's a little known fact that there are two distinct variations on bowling in which pirates like to engage: One with rocks formerly used for noggin bashing, and the other with noggins (preferably ninja noggins).
Ninja noggins are best, since you have no second thoughts about ramming them against the pins, whereas a rock you could use for a doorstop or something else useful.... like more ninja bashing!
Ninjas... afraid of water? Hah. You amuse me. You're thinking of wicked witches, my friend. I understand your mistake, what with the wearing black and all. But see, the difference is that wicked witches are green, and they fly on brooms. Ninjas fly on nothing at all, and they are not green, and they pwn witches. Also, if you speak ill against witches they'll cackle and send some ineffectual flying monkeys against you. If you speak ill against ninjas, they come with fifty thousand ninja friends and kill you in your sleep.
They'd have to come with 50,000 friends while I'm sleeping. :as-sleep: If I were awake, and sober, and had my eyepatch firmly in place, and my leg attached...there'd be no number of ninjas... :smash:
J-P, that sounds like you're not totally ready for an onslaught or ambush. I, however, have my bodice dagger handy and the rest within reach...
If you sleep with a dagger that almost makes you worthy to be ninja. If they come to kill you in the night, you should try to convince them to take you in. Use your feminine wiles.
"Me, I've stolen the hearts of quite a few beautiful ladies. Of course, I've never been able to give them back before they bled to death..." --The askaninja ninja
That's funny, SummerSolstice. I think I'll use my feminine wiles to conquer their hearts and then take them, instead. I don't like to use my powers for too much evil...
pirates don't know what feminine wiles are... and they have boats with cannons. Arrr, pirates rule
Sure they do! Feminine wiles, however, are merely breasts and a full tankard that they come with. Wenches are so undermined...
Arrh this pirate knows what they are, but is not affected, lost me depth perception while blasting ninjas to smithereens.
At least it was worth it...:nod:
So this is kind of an offshoot, but...privateers! They're pirates who are loyal to their country, (if they don't turn into full-on pirates) so they'll die as patriots, and true patriots will work hard at their goal, whether it be fighting ninjas or finding Spaniards to roast over a fire...what? That's what the English privateers did!
good point lily, now don't go trying your feminine wiles on me, pirates (privateers) rule
Har, indeed, spoken like a true mate o the seas!Quote:
Originally Posted by Jean-Baptiste
heh...pirate don't need no sword to be catchin the hearts o the ladies...the ladies give 'er hearts freely o'er to a brave pirate!Quote:
Originally Posted by SummerSolstice
Course pirates be knowin feminine wiles...why de ye think we be hordin treasures?:brow:Quote:
Originally Posted by B-Mental
Exactly...I mean, whats a port stop without wenches???Quote:
Originally Posted by Misscaroline
:rolleyes: Well if you lot are all going to play with sharp things there needs to be someone to play nurse:D. oh yes my mother hen genes not to mention the little power hungriness I tend to suffer from on occasion means Im bagging that job :eek:
I wonder if I can get my own boat....
...maybe a "life" boat???:lol: get it...nurse...life...saving...ohwell...its 2:47am and this is my first graveyard shift 11:30 pm - 8:00 am...so, maybe its sleep psychosis.
tut tut your at work.....
I am at work again today...ohwell...I get 3 days off in row though.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nightshade
Stan! shuldnt you I dont know be working...
oh wait your the person who tracks what people do, right? So your safe :mad:
:lol: :lol: nope, but I like it...I'm a technical helpdesk agent for IBM...I intake the calls, and try and remotly fix the users issue.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nightshade
so...no calls...means I slack...there really isn't anything else to do...:D
Oh, all the tech support jokes coming to mind... :D
i'm getting flashbacks of the Saturday Night Live IT skit with pirates... come to think of it.... funnier than SNL's skit.