Well, being a College Professor, who "does" literary theory not to feel important, but to enhance my understanding and enjoyment of a text, I must express my dissent, Vrgil. There may, indeed there are professors and not just professors who do exactly what you say, but that is surely not the fault of theory as such? Do you really regard Achebe's Famous essay on Conrad for example, no matter if you agree with it or not as Theory done to feel important? What would you call Virginia Woolf's A Room of One's Own or Three Guineas other than theory and do you regard that as useless? What are the essays of activist writers like Fanon, foucault etc if not Theory and are they not literature simultaneously? Rol;and Barthes and Italo Calvino are placed among theorists as is Todorov- but it is hard to find more interesting literary reading than Mythologies or Camera Lucida or The Literature Machine.
If you demonize theory before reading it then of course you are wastingyour time- but then by that logic, all "literary criticism" from Socrates owards should be dumped. Theory with a capital T I agree is merely a showingoff name applied to criticism. but theory as it actually is and should be taught is precisely the same as teaching Longinus on the Sublime, or Auerbach's Mimesis- texts I for one am certainly not ready to abandon. Don't tar all theory and all professors with the same brush, please!

